Sean Hayes
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Do you remember gleam?
And she held it upside down.
She's like megal.
And it's like, no gleam.
Right.
And then she, and then she licked her lips and she's like, it was so gross.
Right.
And we shoot it in the back of an ambulance because everything's backwards.
On the front of an ambulance.
I used to do a bit in high school where I would have a backpack on and I would open it just enough so that when I reached to the top of the stairs, I would, on purpose, trip on the top of the stairs and all my books would go flying everywhere.
And people would think that was the funniest thing.
So I was voted senior most likely to trip at graduation.
So in the line of the 2,000 people graduating...
I had people like, do it, do it.
I'm like, I think I'm going to do it.
So I got up there and he goes, Sean Hayes.
And the dean hands me my diploma.
And I tripped on purpose.
Everybody stood up and clapped.
Wait, that is genius.