Se'era Spragley Ricks

These are all good choices. There's no, the only non-villain is Patricia.

These are all good choices. There's no, the only non-villain is Patricia.

Well, actually, I have some little postscripts that might answer some questions.

Well, actually, I have some little postscripts that might answer some questions.

First, after the dust had settled and the eighth graders had enjoyed their night at the museum, Briarwood called a big student and parent assembly. The administration had felt that the spirit of philanthropy had started to be lost in their annual eighth grade fundraiser. So going forward, classes could only do acts of service and not fundraising. Wow. Wow.

First, after the dust had settled and the eighth graders had enjoyed their night at the museum, Briarwood called a big student and parent assembly. The administration had felt that the spirit of philanthropy had started to be lost in their annual eighth grade fundraiser. So going forward, classes could only do acts of service and not fundraising. Wow. Wow.

And also, one beautiful summer night, Ellen does go smoke a joint on Patricia's roof. She gets the highest she has ever been in her entire life. She's like, Patricia, this is the best weed I've ever had. What's your secret? And Patricia's like, it's the fertilizer up at Briarwood. It's incredible stuff.

And also, one beautiful summer night, Ellen does go smoke a joint on Patricia's roof. She gets the highest she has ever been in her entire life. She's like, Patricia, this is the best weed I've ever had. What's your secret? And Patricia's like, it's the fertilizer up at Briarwood. It's incredible stuff.

Apparently, while Patricia's kids were in school, she learned that her weed loved the fertilizer that Briarwood used in their greenhouse, and it could only be bought in bulk. So Patricia just buys a bag or two from the school every so often, which is why the kids had seen her in the administrative office.

Apparently, while Patricia's kids were in school, she learned that her weed loved the fertilizer that Briarwood used in their greenhouse, and it could only be bought in bulk. So Patricia just buys a bag or two from the school every so often, which is why the kids had seen her in the administrative office.

Patricia's still our favorite in this story.

Patricia's still our favorite in this story.

In the neighborhood?

In the neighborhood?

It's true.

It's true.

Yes, yes, exactly. That's the end of our story, Vincent.

Yes, yes, exactly. That's the end of our story, Vincent.

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