Se'era Spragley Ricks

Okay, that's a little funny.

Okay, that's a little funny.

I don't know. It's giving Fleabag. You know how, like, in Fleabag, she steals that statue?

I don't know. It's giving Fleabag. You know how, like, in Fleabag, she steals that statue?

Ooh, low stakes. Not embarrassing. No physical situations.

Ooh, low stakes. Not embarrassing. No physical situations.

I mean, I guess it's low stakes. It's not embarrassing, but it is a thing of like, oh, no, where's my statue? And now I'm tearing up the house. I'm concerned. I'm crying. I'm probably gone on a witch hunt with several friends. My man hates it. I'm about to accuse my man of hiding it because he hated it. Therefore, he hates me. Why are we even married if you hate me? Now we're divorced.

I mean, I guess it's low stakes. It's not embarrassing, but it is a thing of like, oh, no, where's my statue? And now I'm tearing up the house. I'm concerned. I'm crying. I'm probably gone on a witch hunt with several friends. My man hates it. I'm about to accuse my man of hiding it because he hated it. Therefore, he hates me. Why are we even married if you hate me? Now we're divorced.

I love how quickly this escalated to divorce. I live life on the edge.

I love how quickly this escalated to divorce. I live life on the edge.

He's very particular. He, no offense to Virgos, he sounds like a Virgo.

He's very particular. He, no offense to Virgos, he sounds like a Virgo.

I would not have said go forth. I'm just a very like, I didn't see. I'm not involved.

I would not have said go forth. I'm just a very like, I didn't see. I'm not involved.

Here's the thing, Iris. This is a really important part of being a gossip monger. Playing dumb. Being like, what? Wait, what happened? No, wait, girl, tell me. Like, what? So it sounds like what you would do if you were Iris right now is play dumb. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even remember what it looks like. Could you show me a picture and I'll help you look for it?

Here's the thing, Iris. This is a really important part of being a gossip monger. Playing dumb. Being like, what? Wait, what happened? No, wait, girl, tell me. Like, what? So it sounds like what you would do if you were Iris right now is play dumb. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even remember what it looks like. Could you show me a picture and I'll help you look for it?

Like, for instance... I went to the Renaissance World Tour and I picked up a little silver cowboy hat. I was like, that'll be my little thing. Here's the thing. Big Beyonce fan. I have the memory of the show. I've had parties and people love to put my little cowboy hat on when they leave the party. If someone walked out with it, I would be like, my cowboy. It's my cowboy hat.

Like, for instance... I went to the Renaissance World Tour and I picked up a little silver cowboy hat. I was like, that'll be my little thing. Here's the thing. Big Beyonce fan. I have the memory of the show. I've had parties and people love to put my little cowboy hat on when they leave the party. If someone walked out with it, I would be like, my cowboy. It's my cowboy hat.

But it's not the end of the world because it's like, you're going to Cowboy Carter. Get another hat.

But it's not the end of the world because it's like, you're going to Cowboy Carter. Get another hat.