Se'era Spragley Ricks

That's probably how I'd react if I received that text. I'd be like, girl.

That's probably how I'd react if I received that text. I'd be like, girl.

I'd be even further. Child, let me go on Metro, stop playing.

I'd be even further. Child, let me go on Metro, stop playing.

Okay, Michael and I have that in common. Don't prank me. Do not prank me.

Okay, Michael and I have that in common. Don't prank me. Do not prank me.

Okay, here are the options. Teddy, you have taken your Polaroids, you did your flat Stanley, you return it and include a very nice bottle of wine, maybe some cash money moolah for this man's dramatic ass.

Okay, here are the options. Teddy, you have taken your Polaroids, you did your flat Stanley, you return it and include a very nice bottle of wine, maybe some cash money moolah for this man's dramatic ass.

This really is like an episode of New Girl. So she got exactly what she wanted. Because the thing is, if Teddy sneaks back in and puts it in there, it's going to be very obvious that it was Teddy.

This really is like an episode of New Girl. So she got exactly what she wanted. Because the thing is, if Teddy sneaks back in and puts it in there, it's going to be very obvious that it was Teddy.

What they're going to have to do... Teddy is going to have to get the statue to Iris and somehow Iris is going to have to get it back in there when hopefully none of them notice.

What they're going to have to do... Teddy is going to have to get the statue to Iris and somehow Iris is going to have to get it back in there when hopefully none of them notice.

It's doing a lot. I guess. But also someone has to be there to pick it up. I don't know. Mail it to them without a return address.

It's doing a lot. I guess. But also someone has to be there to pick it up. I don't know. Mail it to them without a return address.

aiden perhaps emboldened by the fact that he's moving out is like and another thing fuck your roommate accountability meetings this isn't hr it's a house although i do think meeting reg i don't know i'm gonna check in uh maybe michael and i are just girl bosses lost in the wrong era because you do have to check in but everyone should take turns running the meeting

aiden perhaps emboldened by the fact that he's moving out is like and another thing fuck your roommate accountability meetings this isn't hr it's a house although i do think meeting reg i don't know i'm gonna check in uh maybe michael and i are just girl bosses lost in the wrong era because you do have to check in but everyone should take turns running the meeting

Oh, they're keeping it cute. Why'd you invite me? Just fight.

Oh, they're keeping it cute. Why'd you invite me? Just fight.

Most of the time I do. I did not this year, but most of the time I do like an award show. The thing about the Oscars, though, they don't have a lot of musical performances. And that's kind of what draws me in.

Most of the time I do. I did not this year, but most of the time I do like an award show. The thing about the Oscars, though, they don't have a lot of musical performances. And that's kind of what draws me in.