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Let's open it. What's in it?

Let's open it. What's in it?

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

But what? Can't you just be happy?

But what? Can't you just be happy?

You know what? I would have gaslit Michael and be like, Michael, did you do this? Michael, I know you live for drama. Michael... Did you steal your own statue for the drama? Well, that's pretty much the end of the story. If you're Michael, do you ever let this go? Honestly, at every party, I'd be like, you guys want to hear a mystery? The weirdest thing happened. It was so weird.

You know what? I would have gaslit Michael and be like, Michael, did you do this? Michael, I know you live for drama. Michael... Did you steal your own statue for the drama? Well, that's pretty much the end of the story. If you're Michael, do you ever let this go? Honestly, at every party, I'd be like, you guys want to hear a mystery? The weirdest thing happened. It was so weird.

Well, that's our gossip today, Jonquil.

Well, that's our gossip today, Jonquil.

I went on a journey along with Michael. We went on a journey together. Oh my gosh. There really is nothing like housing hijinks because it's like, who are these people? And why are we doing this?

I went on a journey along with Michael. We went on a journey together. Oh my gosh. There really is nothing like housing hijinks because it's like, who are these people? And why are we doing this?

It's like, wait, are you my chosen family?

It's like, wait, are you my chosen family?

Wow. I'm so glad noodle and gold noodle are okay. We love noodle in this household.

Wow. I'm so glad noodle and gold noodle are okay. We love noodle in this household.