Seth Meyers

All right, so here was what I was going to tell you, and then I'm going to read our, we got a really nice note.

So I was on the train Friday.

I picked the boys up to school, take the subway, go to Grand Central, get on the train.

Beautiful day.

And I got my one son has a friend on the train, so he's off with his friend.

I'm chatting with that kid's dad.

Axel's watching an iPad.

And we all kind of, I mean, it's dad's fault, full dad's fault here.

Kind of zoned out, and we realized we were at our stop.

Right.

Now, again, this is a train, you know, you don't, they're not gonna wait for you to get off or anything.

And so immediately my kids, and again, I own this, dad's fault, but they're not helpful.

Axel's like folding up the iPad and then he's like, actually you get it.

And then he runs to the door.

I put my iPad in my backpack and then I put my backpack on.

The iPad falls out because I didn't zip it.

So I pick up an iPad and I'm just like super flustered.

And actually a guy reaches over and like hands me the iPad.

And I take it and I go, thanks, man.

And then he goes, Quaid Army.