Seth Meyers

Now this guy's been sitting across from me for a while.

And it's just like very funny, like in this moment.

And I'm like, righteous kill.

And then I go to walk out and then my son's like, I'll carry my own backpack.

And I'm like, fuck your backpacks.

And again, now this is too long to be at a station.

on a commuter rail.

So now I'm doubling back to get the backpacks.

I pick up both kids' backpacks.

A thousand coins fall out of one of my kids' backpacks.

Like, I don't even know where he got the coins.

Like, it seems like more coins than a kid could possibly have.

But like, like the amount of coins falling at a rate of somebody hitting a jackpot at a Vegas casino.

Like, you can't believe it, Jorn.

Yeah, like lucky.

And then this guy who now has like, quite armied me, is like, makes eye contact with me, looking, and I've just like, lost the plot.

I'm so stressed.

And then I just kind of run out.

And I was going to come on and apologize, basically say that I deserve a demotion and quit Army for how badly I behave.

And then, as luck would have it, this dude actually wrote his take on it.