Seth Meyers

So that's my take.

So here we go.

It's from Theodore.

First things first, I need to apologize to Seth.

I was the Quaid on the train this Friday.

I feel like I unintentionally threw him off his rhythm.

First of all, Theodore, you did not.

That was off my rhythm.

I'm not one to bother people in the entertainment industry.

I'm a lifelong New Yorker who believes in the credo, you leave people alone.

Plus, I'm in my 50s and too neurotic.

You and me both, buddy.

Yet, I had in my mind that the only people I would say something to were Conan O'Brien and any of the people associated with the Lonely Island podcast.

I genuinely enjoyed the podcast.

Your varied friendships and warmth towards each other comes across during the show.

I figured I would run into Jorma because we live in the same neighborhood in Brooklyn.

His house is just a couple towns over from my house in Connecticut.

Plus,

I also fell from 17 feet onto cement and shattered my leg and my ankle.

So I figured we must share some cosmic goo.