Seth Meyers

Well... Hello. Same kind of... Pretty similar.

I tortoise. Of course.

I tortoise. Of course.

I tortoise. Of course.

Within the last six months.

Within the last six months.

Within the last six months.

I did a great job. And I... I think it's easier to do crack cocaine once than wear reading glasses once. You know what I mean? The minute you put them on forever. I put them on for like two seconds. What's your prescription? Just a 1.5. What are you?

I did a great job. And I... I think it's easier to do crack cocaine once than wear reading glasses once. You know what I mean? The minute you put them on forever. I put them on for like two seconds. What's your prescription? Just a 1.5. What are you?

I did a great job. And I... I think it's easier to do crack cocaine once than wear reading glasses once. You know what I mean? The minute you put them on forever. I put them on for like two seconds. What's your prescription? Just a 1.5. What are you?

Because then I'll need a 2.

Because then I'll need a 2.

Because then I'll need a 2.

See? Immediately busted.

See? Immediately busted.

See? Immediately busted.

So do it. Go back.

So do it. Go back.

So do it. Go back.

Maybe I'm partying too hard with the two. What do you listen to your podcasts on? Now that you're a podcaster, do you feel like that's an unfair question?