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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Glad to hear your voice is still not good, Jorm. Is it bad? Yeah. You sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official medical term, I think.
Well, I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was to get this little miniature van.
I do want to talk about the van, but I am also a little concerned you don't know that your voice sounds like that. For example, I know that I'm still congested. I can tell it's not top peak voice. You kind of cheated, though, because I just blew my nose. So now you're looking for it. I did not see that nose blow, though. But did you guys listen to last week's pod?
I felt like I've actually sounded the worst.
Chapter 2: What is Seth's bullshit list about?
And I think I still have it, where I'm like not breathing through my nose. I don't know. Me and Seth were texting that we beat off to your voice no problem last week. Yeah, that's true. And we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks?
Yeah, totally the same. Because we time it.
It's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or your performance. You know what I mean? Got it. We are so hooked. Column A, column B. We're so hooked on timing. Stats based on the New York Times that we do it for everything now. Right.
Chapter 3: How did Andy's show impact his career?
Okay. Well, I guess weigh in in the titties about it. You know what they say, Keith.
Weigh in in the titties?
Weigh in in the titties. Weigh in in the titties. And take it away, Arnold. That's the episode. You guys are all East Coast and you all seem like you're way, like awake, jobbed. Yeah. Good to go. I'm like solo parent here. Oh, man. 10.07 a.m.
I was moving rocks a second ago. Giant heavy rocks, which is great because I also have a hernia.
Yeah, that makes sense for your body. It sounds like you were swallowing them.
Yeah.
Well, he does that to incentivize himself. It's like, move one, eat one, move one, eat one. But don't. Don't move heavy things. One for them, one for me. For the rest of your life, maybe. We're not going to be able to feel sad when you perish if you treat yourself this terribly. You guys want to see my hernia belt?
is my hernia belt that's great it's hella cool stop doing stuff we uh we had to cut it out actually yorm literally dropped so many names last week we did cut out the section but i just would like to say i made an observation that his hat looked like he had dropped a name on it and i just want to say it this week so we can put the photo in the show notes No exception.
It's a different hat, but it's a similar shape.
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Chapter 4: What was the inspiration behind Party at Mr. Bernard's?
Jorm sent us a last week hat that we can put in the show notes because it was a great zinger that we lost because we did decide that Jorm dropped too many names. But Seth, what did you call the hat though? Because that's part of it. What did I, an anvil hat? What did I, I can't remember.
No, panini.
He called it a panini hat.
Oh, it did.
I called it that. I called it that. It had been pressed. I think it was Andy. The panini hat kid. Look, you're going to kill yourself. Everyone's like, he's the best character on the pod. But what they don't see is behind the scenes us being like, wow, he's killing himself on purpose.
You know, the fastest star is Brian Brightest. Shine Brightest? Right.
The fastest star is Brian Brightest. Yes, exactly. The saltiest pickle. The saltiest pickle gets eaten the fastest. Yeah, the saltiest pickles get eaten the fastest. They brine brightest. They brine brightest. The saltiest pickles brine brightest. This slogan brought to you by Hernia Harness. Brine bright. I can't remember, did Rihanna do brine bright like a diamond for Vlasic?
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Chapter 5: How did Robert De Niro contribute to the sketch?
Brine bright like a pickle? Yeah, it's really, that's not how Sia intended it.
No. She was pretty mad.
But you can imagine them in the studio and her just being like, yo, I got it. I am bright like a pickle. And everyone would be like, yeah, yeah. You know, go back, go back. I don't know about that.
And then do you think to celebrate, she asked Jon Hamm if he wanted to toot it? Maybe I've tooted it too much. Brian Bryker. Moving on. Hey, somebody said that a good title for last week's episode was The Bullshit List. Like The Blacklist? Well, just that ultimately the entire episode was just a list of bullshit, and we didn't talk about a short. All right. But did they like it, though?
I would say it was split. Yeah. But I think the people who liked it are the real ones. The real heads. I have a preamble bullshit list. But, oh, this is around the time where the theme would drop in, you know? But I feel like... I have it. Take it away, Greg. Yeah, but I want to just say, I feel like everybody's going to hear it and they're going to think it's AI.
And so I wanted to preamble to say it's not. Okay. Yeah, because we don't fuck with that. Wait, can we hear it now? Yeah, let's hear it and then talk about it. Okay, job well.
Just four guys having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. Just four guys having a good time. Seth, Andy, Keith, and Jorm. Jesus.
Oh, my God. He needs his own podcast.
Yeah, he should probably come on ours just to talk about it.
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Chapter 6: What comedic elements are present in the sketch?
I mean, Greg Chun should come on this podcast as Arnold and we should just interview him. So we all listen to that on our text chain. And there's another one, too, that I think was the one that Andy, was it the other one that you really thought might be AI, Andy? I couldn't believe that it was him. Why don't I just play the other one? Because then I also have one more thing.
I didn't listen to these because I was moving rocks, eating. Yeah, do you mean you're selling bleep that, obviously. I wish he could lift. Traditionally, when people are moving rocks. Well, you don't know how big these rocks are, Seth.
Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink where the rhythms boom. Take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games. Make our way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud. Moving close as the lasers fly, a body's touch and the angels cry. Leave this place, go back to yours, a lip's first touch outside the doors.
A whole night, what we've got in store? Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I... This really never happened. You could take my world.
Chapter 7: What were the reactions to the sketch during filming?
I would apologize. That's just absurd. Mainly your fault for the way that you dance. And now it's me. Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut. Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt. I'm very sensitive. Some would say that's a plus. Now I'll go home and change.
I mean, really good. Did he remake the beat also? No, that was just like he found a karaoke track. Now I'm not impressed. That one, you feel like he's AI because you don't believe he'd even just do it for that long that well. The consistency and the length led you to believe it was computer generated, I believe. The way he does absurd is almost a perfect Arnold pronunciation. Absurd.
That lets you know it's a top level Arnold impression.
Absurd. Good morning, Quades. It's Greg here. I wanted to thank you for all of your support when it comes to the theme songs, your nice comments, because I work very hard trying to make them good. Don't listen to people like Andy who think that this is AI and not my voice. It is. This is me. Andy, stop it. It's really good.
Can we ask him if we can post that? Can we post that, please?
Yeah, I'm sure. I asked him for a 10-second one to prove it. Oh, my God. It's really good. Greg Chan. Hey, how are you feeling about, and I guess this is for all of you, the winner of the Cannes Festival La Synthe Best Short Award. Anybody have any takes?
Great.
Anybody spinning out? I'm, of course, talking about how Lucas Asche's laser cat. Oh, you're kidding. Won the Cannes Festival's La Cinef Best Short Award. Oh. What the fuck? Now I'm mad. I mean, obviously, this was not something I was aware of. Quaid Army let me know, and they're just wondering if you guys are spinning out. I am now. Yeah. Thanks for letting us spin. Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How did the hosts reflect on their experiences with the sketch?
What the fuck, Lucas? Can we see it? I mean, obviously, it's probably not out. That depends on seeing it, I think, before we spin out. Let me tell you that a little bit. It's a one-night journey about a teenager who's bored at home. His mother just left for a date, and he's 14. Also, this is a planet where all the cats shoot lasers. No, it's not. Also, there's been a nuclear war. No, Seth.
Not even we believe that, Seth. Don't try to make jokes, Seth. You guys, I'll say, you guys were on that right away. You guys were on that, to your credit, you were on it right away. Okay, this is directed by an NYU student. Is it?
Lucas Asher?
My alma mater. That's what it says. 22-minute psychological thriller, won first prize. NYU student, Lucas Asher. I think we gotta watch it. So, Lucas, we'll be expecting our... Our slice of the Palme d'Or cake. Do you think it more has to do with how cats famously like laser pointers? It's possible.
You know, Seth, it's interesting you bring up Khan because I was really happy for the Palme d'Or winner, Fjord, which of course is the prequel to Fjord vs. Fjari. Oh, my God. I'm so happy to hear that.
Really good.
Yes. Thank you. Fjord versus Fjord.
And spoiler, guys, Ferrari wins, guys.
So this is about Fjord before he meets Fjord? Mm-hmm. Before he goes versus him. Versus. A lot of detail work.
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