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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

Party at Mr. Bernard's

27 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 9.124 Seth Meyers

Glad to hear your voice is still not good, Jorm. Is it bad? Yeah. You sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official medical term, I think.

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9.144 - 14.291 Andy Samberg

Well, I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was to get this little miniature van.

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14.632 - 33.777 Seth Meyers

I do want to talk about the van, but I am also a little concerned you don't know that your voice sounds like that. For example, I know that I'm still congested. I can tell it's not top peak voice. You kind of cheated, though, because I just blew my nose. So now you're looking for it. I did not see that nose blow, though. But did you guys listen to last week's pod?

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33.877 - 35.76 Seth Meyers

I felt like I've actually sounded the worst.

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Chapter 2: What is Seth's bullshit list about?

36.08 - 46.773 Seth Meyers

And I think I still have it, where I'm like not breathing through my nose. I don't know. Me and Seth were texting that we beat off to your voice no problem last week. Yeah, that's true. And we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks?

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47.274 - 48.996 Greg Chun

Yeah, totally the same. Because we time it.

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49.016 - 59.957 Seth Meyers

It's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or your performance. You know what I mean? Got it. We are so hooked. Column A, column B. We're so hooked on timing. Stats based on the New York Times that we do it for everything now. Right.

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Chapter 3: How did Andy's show impact his career?

59.977 - 64.951 Seth Meyers

Okay. Well, I guess weigh in in the titties about it. You know what they say, Keith.

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64.971 - 66.615 Akiva Schaffer

Weigh in in the titties?

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66.636 - 82.051 Seth Meyers

Weigh in in the titties. Weigh in in the titties. And take it away, Arnold. That's the episode. You guys are all East Coast and you all seem like you're way, like awake, jobbed. Yeah. Good to go. I'm like solo parent here. Oh, man. 10.07 a.m.

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82.111 - 86.841 Andy Samberg

I was moving rocks a second ago. Giant heavy rocks, which is great because I also have a hernia.

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86.861 - 90.068 Seth Meyers

Yeah, that makes sense for your body. It sounds like you were swallowing them.

91.11 - 91.21

Yeah.

91.814 - 108.743 Seth Meyers

Well, he does that to incentivize himself. It's like, move one, eat one, move one, eat one. But don't. Don't move heavy things. One for them, one for me. For the rest of your life, maybe. We're not going to be able to feel sad when you perish if you treat yourself this terribly. You guys want to see my hernia belt?

108.773 - 128.919 Seth Meyers

is my hernia belt that's great it's hella cool stop doing stuff we uh we had to cut it out actually yorm literally dropped so many names last week we did cut out the section but i just would like to say i made an observation that his hat looked like he had dropped a name on it and i just want to say it this week so we can put the photo in the show notes No exception.

128.939 - 131.203 Seth Meyers

It's a different hat, but it's a similar shape.

Chapter 4: What was the inspiration behind Party at Mr. Bernard's?

131.223 - 145.21 Seth Meyers

Jorm sent us a last week hat that we can put in the show notes because it was a great zinger that we lost because we did decide that Jorm dropped too many names. But Seth, what did you call the hat though? Because that's part of it. What did I, an anvil hat? What did I, I can't remember.

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145.25 - 145.57 Andy Samberg

No, panini.

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145.59 - 146.853 Seth Meyers

He called it a panini hat.

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146.873 - 147.314 Andy Samberg

Oh, it did.

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147.334 - 162.941 Seth Meyers

I called it that. I called it that. It had been pressed. I think it was Andy. The panini hat kid. Look, you're going to kill yourself. Everyone's like, he's the best character on the pod. But what they don't see is behind the scenes us being like, wow, he's killing himself on purpose.

162.981 - 170.115 Andy Samberg

You know, the fastest star is Brian Brightest. Shine Brightest? Right.

170.135 - 197.762 Seth Meyers

The fastest star is Brian Brightest. Yes, exactly. The saltiest pickle. The saltiest pickle gets eaten the fastest. Yeah, the saltiest pickles get eaten the fastest. They brine brightest. They brine brightest. The saltiest pickles brine brightest. This slogan brought to you by Hernia Harness. Brine bright. I can't remember, did Rihanna do brine bright like a diamond for Vlasic?

Chapter 5: How did Robert De Niro contribute to the sketch?

198.564 - 203.787 Seth Meyers

Brine bright like a pickle? Yeah, it's really, that's not how Sia intended it.

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203.968 - 205.57 Unknown

No. She was pretty mad.

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205.65 - 218.711 Andy Samberg

But you can imagine them in the studio and her just being like, yo, I got it. I am bright like a pickle. And everyone would be like, yeah, yeah. You know, go back, go back. I don't know about that.

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219.653 - 243.844 Seth Meyers

And then do you think to celebrate, she asked Jon Hamm if he wanted to toot it? Maybe I've tooted it too much. Brian Bryker. Moving on. Hey, somebody said that a good title for last week's episode was The Bullshit List. Like The Blacklist? Well, just that ultimately the entire episode was just a list of bullshit, and we didn't talk about a short. All right. But did they like it, though?

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243.824 - 260.992 Seth Meyers

I would say it was split. Yeah. But I think the people who liked it are the real ones. The real heads. I have a preamble bullshit list. But, oh, this is around the time where the theme would drop in, you know? But I feel like... I have it. Take it away, Greg. Yeah, but I want to just say, I feel like everybody's going to hear it and they're going to think it's AI.

261.493 - 269.646 Seth Meyers

And so I wanted to preamble to say it's not. Okay. Yeah, because we don't fuck with that. Wait, can we hear it now? Yeah, let's hear it and then talk about it. Okay, job well.

271.128 - 286.235 Greg Chun

Just four guys having a good time, having a good time, having a good time. Just four guys having a good time. Seth, Andy, Keith, and Jorm. Jesus.

286.516 - 288.9 Andy Samberg

Oh, my God. He needs his own podcast.

288.965 - 291.829 Seth Meyers

Yeah, he should probably come on ours just to talk about it.

Chapter 6: What comedic elements are present in the sketch?

291.849 - 311.378 Seth Meyers

I mean, Greg Chun should come on this podcast as Arnold and we should just interview him. So we all listen to that on our text chain. And there's another one, too, that I think was the one that Andy, was it the other one that you really thought might be AI, Andy? I couldn't believe that it was him. Why don't I just play the other one? Because then I also have one more thing.

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311.358 - 323.578 Seth Meyers

I didn't listen to these because I was moving rocks, eating. Yeah, do you mean you're selling bleep that, obviously. I wish he could lift. Traditionally, when people are moving rocks. Well, you don't know how big these rocks are, Seth.

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327.035 - 346.764 Greg Chun

Lock eyes from across the room, down my drink where the rhythms boom. Take your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games. Make our way through the smoking crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud. Moving close as the lasers fly, a body's touch and the angels cry. Leave this place, go back to yours, a lip's first touch outside the doors.

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347.125 - 354.576 Greg Chun

A whole night, what we've got in store? Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I... This really never happened. You could take my world.

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Chapter 7: What were the reactions to the sketch during filming?

354.596 - 369.023 Greg Chun

I would apologize. That's just absurd. Mainly your fault for the way that you dance. And now it's me. Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut. Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt. I'm very sensitive. Some would say that's a plus. Now I'll go home and change.

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369.003 - 391.306 Seth Meyers

I mean, really good. Did he remake the beat also? No, that was just like he found a karaoke track. Now I'm not impressed. That one, you feel like he's AI because you don't believe he'd even just do it for that long that well. The consistency and the length led you to believe it was computer generated, I believe. The way he does absurd is almost a perfect Arnold pronunciation. Absurd.

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391.706 - 394.649 Seth Meyers

That lets you know it's a top level Arnold impression.

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394.729 - 415.497 Greg Chun

Absurd. Good morning, Quades. It's Greg here. I wanted to thank you for all of your support when it comes to the theme songs, your nice comments, because I work very hard trying to make them good. Don't listen to people like Andy who think that this is AI and not my voice. It is. This is me. Andy, stop it. It's really good.

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415.697 - 418.581 Andy Samberg

Can we ask him if we can post that? Can we post that, please?

418.601 - 434.069 Seth Meyers

Yeah, I'm sure. I asked him for a 10-second one to prove it. Oh, my God. It's really good. Greg Chan. Hey, how are you feeling about, and I guess this is for all of you, the winner of the Cannes Festival La Synthe Best Short Award. Anybody have any takes?

434.249 - 434.49 Greg Chun

Great.

434.51 - 456.947 Seth Meyers

Anybody spinning out? I'm, of course, talking about how Lucas Asche's laser cat. Oh, you're kidding. Won the Cannes Festival's La Cinef Best Short Award. Oh. What the fuck? Now I'm mad. I mean, obviously, this was not something I was aware of. Quaid Army let me know, and they're just wondering if you guys are spinning out. I am now. Yeah. Thanks for letting us spin. Yeah.

Chapter 8: How did the hosts reflect on their experiences with the sketch?

456.967 - 482.717 Seth Meyers

What the fuck, Lucas? Can we see it? I mean, obviously, it's probably not out. That depends on seeing it, I think, before we spin out. Let me tell you that a little bit. It's a one-night journey about a teenager who's bored at home. His mother just left for a date, and he's 14. Also, this is a planet where all the cats shoot lasers. No, it's not. Also, there's been a nuclear war. No, Seth.

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482.737 - 496.622 Seth Meyers

Not even we believe that, Seth. Don't try to make jokes, Seth. You guys, I'll say, you guys were on that right away. You guys were on that, to your credit, you were on it right away. Okay, this is directed by an NYU student. Is it?

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496.702 - 497.243 Akiva Schaffer

Lucas Asher?

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497.263 - 514.736 Seth Meyers

My alma mater. That's what it says. 22-minute psychological thriller, won first prize. NYU student, Lucas Asher. I think we gotta watch it. So, Lucas, we'll be expecting our... Our slice of the Palme d'Or cake. Do you think it more has to do with how cats famously like laser pointers? It's possible.

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515.117 - 529.438 Seth Meyers

You know, Seth, it's interesting you bring up Khan because I was really happy for the Palme d'Or winner, Fjord, which of course is the prequel to Fjord vs. Fjari. Oh, my God. I'm so happy to hear that.

529.618 - 529.998 Andy Samberg

Really good.

530.018 - 534.065 Seth Meyers

Yes. Thank you. Fjord versus Fjord.

534.225 - 537.77 Andy Samberg

And spoiler, guys, Ferrari wins, guys.

537.79 - 548.867 Seth Meyers

So this is about Fjord before he meets Fjord? Mm-hmm. Before he goes versus him. Versus. A lot of detail work.

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