Party at Mr. Bernard's

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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast 59 min 6 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 3 months ago
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Seth Meyers 0:00
Glad to hear your voice is still not good, Jorm. Is it bad? Yeah. You sound like you've been shredded to shit. Shredded to shit is the official medical term, I think.
Andy Samberg 0:09
Well, I've been screaming a lot because of how excited I was to get this little miniature van.
Seth Meyers 0:14
I do want to talk about the van, but I am also a little concerned you don't know that your voice sounds like that. For example, I know that I'm still congested. I can tell it's not top peak voice. You kind of cheated, though, because I just blew my nose. So now you're looking for it. I did not see that nose blow, though. But did you guys listen to last week's pod? I felt like I've actually sounded the worst.

What is Seth's bullshit list about?

Seth Meyers 0:36
And I think I still have it, where I'm like not breathing through my nose. I don't know. Me and Seth were texting that we beat off to your voice no problem last week. Yeah, that's true. And we would know. But as much no problem as the previous weeks?
Greg Chun 0:47
Yeah, totally the same. Because we time it.
Seth Meyers 0:49
It's hard to know if that's about our fatigue or your performance. You know what I mean? Got it. We are so hooked. Column A, column B. We're so hooked on timing. Stats based on the New York Times that we do it for everything now. Right.

How did Andy's show impact his career?

Seth Meyers 0:59
Okay. Well, I guess weigh in in the titties about it. You know what they say, Keith.
Akiva Schaffer 1:04
Weigh in in the titties?
Seth Meyers 1:06
Weigh in in the titties. Weigh in in the titties. And take it away, Arnold. That's the episode. You guys are all East Coast and you all seem like you're way, like awake, jobbed. Yeah. Good to go. I'm like solo parent here. Oh, man. 10.07 a.m.
Andy Samberg 1:22
I was moving rocks a second ago. Giant heavy rocks, which is great because I also have a hernia.
Seth Meyers 1:26
Yeah, that makes sense for your body. It sounds like you were swallowing them.
Yeah.
Seth Meyers 1:31
Well, he does that to incentivize himself. It's like, move one, eat one, move one, eat one. But don't. Don't move heavy things. One for them, one for me. For the rest of your life, maybe. We're not going to be able to feel sad when you perish if you treat yourself this terribly. You guys want to see my hernia belt? is my hernia belt that's great it's hella cool stop doing stuff we uh we had to cut it out actually yorm literally dropped so many names last week we did cut out the section but i just would like to say i made an observation that his hat looked like he had dropped a name on it and i just want to say it this week so we can put the photo in the show notes No exception. It's a different hat, but it's a similar shape.

What was the inspiration behind Party at Mr. Bernard's?

Seth Meyers 2:11
Jorm sent us a last week hat that we can put in the show notes because it was a great zinger that we lost because we did decide that Jorm dropped too many names. But Seth, what did you call the hat though? Because that's part of it. What did I, an anvil hat? What did I, I can't remember.
Andy Samberg 2:25
No, panini.
Seth Meyers 2:25
He called it a panini hat.
Andy Samberg 2:26
Oh, it did.
Seth Meyers 2:27
I called it that. I called it that. It had been pressed. I think it was Andy. The panini hat kid. Look, you're going to kill yourself. Everyone's like, he's the best character on the pod. But what they don't see is behind the scenes us being like, wow, he's killing himself on purpose.
Andy Samberg 2:42
You know, the fastest star is Brian Brightest. Shine Brightest? Right.
Seth Meyers 2:50
The fastest star is Brian Brightest. Yes, exactly. The saltiest pickle. The saltiest pickle gets eaten the fastest. Yeah, the saltiest pickles get eaten the fastest. They brine brightest. They brine brightest. The saltiest pickles brine brightest. This slogan brought to you by Hernia Harness. Brine bright. I can't remember, did Rihanna do brine bright like a diamond for Vlasic?

How did Robert De Niro contribute to the sketch?

Seth Meyers 3:18
Brine bright like a pickle? Yeah, it's really, that's not how Sia intended it.
Unknown 3:23
No. She was pretty mad.
Andy Samberg 3:25
But you can imagine them in the studio and her just being like, yo, I got it. I am bright like a pickle. And everyone would be like, yeah, yeah. You know, go back, go back. I don't know about that.
Seth Meyers 3:39
And then do you think to celebrate, she asked Jon Hamm if he wanted to toot it? Maybe I've tooted it too much. Brian Bryker. Moving on. Hey, somebody said that a good title for last week's episode was The Bullshit List. Like The Blacklist?

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