The Roommate

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The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast 47 min 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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What’s the opening banter about the “Roommate” sketch and the date‑night sushi story?

Unknown 0:00
It's the Lowly Island Answer Liers Podcast!
Seth Meyers 0:08
Andy, this is exciting news. When I hear something's wrong with you, buddy, I'm always worried it's gonna be, you know, a viral infection, but I'm so excited this is something you did to yourself. Yeah, it's some fun. Well
Unknown 0:17
it could lead to a viral infection. It could, it could.
Seth Meyers 0:20
And knowing you at will. But if you don't mind telling us, how did you find yourself so hung over this morning? Well it was date night. Oh, e this keeps getting better. You weren't even out with the bros. This is just true love. First time in a while. I mean, every part of this is better. So you and Joanna just went on date night and got after it.
Unknown 0:38
Yeah, we met up with people after and then things spiraled from there, Seth.
Seth Meyers 0:43
Gotcha. When it's just the two of you before you meet up with other people, what is the cocktail of choice? What are you guys drinking?
Unknown 0:49
Well, it was um a sushi dinner, so it was beer and sake. Great. Yeah. I mean you love a sushi dinner.
Seth Meyers 0:55
Famously. Now, if you and uh Joanna decide to have a day at night, what is the percentage chance it's gonna be sushi dinner? Hi. Hmm. I think
Unknown 1:04
decent. Yeah. I feel like you both love it. It depends what city we're in. Right. Not to sound like, you know, yeah. Like super cool jet setters.
Seth Meyers 1:11
But like Indianapolis,
Unknown 1:13
sushi. Sushi for sure.
Seth Meyers 1:15
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone 1:15
It's better to go away from the coasts for sushi. Because that's where the that's where the good fish is, because it thinks
Unknown 1:20
it's safe. It's gotta travel. Like if we're at we're if we're at the stadium where the Colts play, Sosh.
Seth Meyers 1:31
Lucas Oil. I'm gonna I without Googling I'm gonna say it's Lucas Oil. Lucas Oil
Unknown 1:35
State Amy. I apologize to all of our indie listeners that I didn't know the name of it. I am a sports nut, obviously, compared to Keevan Yorm.
Seth Meyers 1:42
And Lucas Oil, obviously, uh for a little bit of scratch, we'd love we'd love to read a live ad.
Unknown 1:47
Also, we've been in that stadium for the Super Bowl, as mentioned for the YouTube for the Doritos for the Doritos thing.
Jorma Taccone 1:53
We successfully made a Doritos commercial and then they rewarded us with a game. And saw one of the craziest Super Bowl endings of all time
Unknown 2:00
live. Which
Seth Meyers 2:00
Super Bowl ending was that one?
Unknown 2:02
It was the the Giants Patriots one, right? Yeah. The helmet catch? Yeah. Uh hey guys, it's Andy. Um it wasn't the helmet catch that was the other one. It was the sideline toe tap Manningham catch that was also very impressive, but not the helmet catch. Um Giants won both those Super Bowls, uh which is funny. Anyway, uh don't come for me. I I was hungover.
Jorma Taccone 2:24
I won a hundred dollars off of our agent Jay on that one and he was so depressed he didn't want to pay me for like six months.
Unknown 2:30
How much you get off him?
Jorma Taccone 2:32
A hundred bucks.
Unknown 2:33
Dagwood, a Honda.
Jorma Taccone 2:35
Yeah, all he gets is ten percent.
Seth Meyers 2:36
He gave it to you in once. The one time I went to Lucas Oil Stadium, uh Northwestern, uh not a football powerhouse, weirdly backed into the Big Ten championship game against Ohio State in I think twenty nineteen. And me and all my bros went and I would say five percent of the stadium was Northwestern fans. Yeah.

How do the hosts describe their wild night at Lucas Oil Stadium and the Super Bowl references?

Seth Meyers 2:54
And maybe five percent of the scoring was done by Northwestern. Actually it was it was close at halftime and then they blew us out. But like it was also the most it was the saddest thing 'cause like no Ohio State fans were mean to you. They were just like, Hey
Jorma Taccone 3:07
Good job. That's way worse. You know what? That's way worse. That was football out there. Good job. When we we toured for Pop Star and we went to Ohio State and my friend Jake is a big Michigan fan, like massive. When we got up and we were talking to like, you know, four hundred kids from Ohio State, I was like, Hey, um my buddy Jake is a big Michigan fan and everyone was like Boo, fuck him, like and I was like, On the count of three, can everyone say up yours, Jake? And I got a really good Uh oh.
Unknown 3:40
It's crazy that I must have been there and have no memory of even ever going to Ohio State. Oh yeah, we really we've we got uh jerseys and everything. Oh this sounds familiar. It was
Akiva Schaffer 3:50
not a whirlwind uh press tour.
Unknown 3:53
Yeah, we didn't know where we were. We're not gonna say anyone's B scores, but I do wanna start off with some gaming stuff 'cause me, Keevan Yorm have been sharing our mini scores because it's funny

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