Seth Rogen

I was in a Beastie Boys video many, many years ago, and one of the things I remember is they were showing me pictures or something on one of their phones. They had recently gone to Paris, and there was all these pictures of them in an incredibly expensive menswear shop, just in like ridiculous matching outfits. Uh-huh.

And they were like, oh yeah, every time we go to a foreign country like this, we all go buy funny matching tuxedos and stuff like that. And I was like, that's a good thing to do with your money. You'll never regret buying matching tuxedos with your three friends with top hats and canes and tails and going out on the town.

And they were like, oh yeah, every time we go to a foreign country like this, we all go buy funny matching tuxedos and stuff like that. And I was like, that's a good thing to do with your money. You'll never regret buying matching tuxedos with your three friends with top hats and canes and tails and going out on the town.

And they were like, oh yeah, every time we go to a foreign country like this, we all go buy funny matching tuxedos and stuff like that. And I was like, that's a good thing to do with your money. You'll never regret buying matching tuxedos with your three friends with top hats and canes and tails and going out on the town.

If you're rich, that's a thing that is good to spend your money doing.

If you're rich, that's a thing that is good to spend your money doing.

If you're rich, that's a thing that is good to spend your money doing.

How much money your money's money should be making you. Yeah, mainly that.

How much money your money's money should be making you. Yeah, mainly that.

How much money your money's money should be making you. Yeah, mainly that.

And not worried if you're fucking your kid up.

And not worried if you're fucking your kid up.

And not worried if you're fucking your kid up.

Oh, yeah. When I was young, we would do these press tours and I'd be on like a private jet going to do press with a nine year old. And I'd just be like, this child is going to have a hard time coming back to Earth from all this. Exactly.

Oh, yeah. When I was young, we would do these press tours and I'd be on like a private jet going to do press with a nine year old. And I'd just be like, this child is going to have a hard time coming back to Earth from all this. Exactly.

Oh, yeah. When I was young, we would do these press tours and I'd be on like a private jet going to do press with a nine year old. And I'd just be like, this child is going to have a hard time coming back to Earth from all this. Exactly.

I agree.

I agree.

I agree.

Thank you. Being a good parent is nowhere on our list of reasons whether or not we would or would not have children. I assume we'd be good parents. I know people who are so much fucking stupider who are good parents. Seriously. I do think I would be a good parent, but I just don't think I want to be a parent. Yeah, yeah.