Seth Rogen Returns Again

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Dax Shepard 0:00
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Monica Padman 0:23
peek behind the curtain, he was going to be a Monday.
Dax Shepard 0:26
Sure.
Monica Padman 0:26
Because obviously he would be a Monday. But then it got really interesting. We got into a lot of filmmaking stuff and it was so cool that it was like, no, you know what?
Dax Shepard 0:37
You were editing.
Monica Padman 0:38
Yep.
Dax Shepard 0:39
And you text me, what if we moved Seth to Thursday? And I said, no, you have bad ideas.
Monica Padman 0:46
Fuck you.
Dax Shepard 0:47
You're a piece of shit.
Monica Padman 0:48
I hate you.
Dax Shepard 0:49
Don't ever think again.
Monica Padman 0:51
Click.
Dax Shepard 0:52
And then I forgot about it. And then you did it anyway.
Monica Padman 0:53
I just did it.
Dax Shepard 0:54
And now we're here.
Monica Padman 0:55
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 0:56
Seth Rogen is an actor. He's a comedian. He is a filmmaker. He is a martial arts star. Yeah. Remember when he was a kid in Canada, he was all about that karate. Superbad, This Is The End, Knocked Up, Neighbors, Pineapple Express, and a new series that I, it'll be obvious in the episode. Truly, I love this show.
Monica Padman 1:18
I'm still dying to see it.
Dax Shepard 1:20
Oh, it's so impressive. It's so funny and impressive. And the plot is like a freight train. It's called The Studio and it's on Apple TV, March 26th. So please, I couldn't recommend it enough.
Monica Padman 1:35
I lump him in with Chelsea Handler. of people in this industry who are extremely generous. They say yes all the time if you ask a favor. I don't think people really know that about him, but he is.
Dax Shepard 1:50
I think he's just a lover of it. You know, like there's haters.
Monica Padman 1:53
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 1:53
There's jealous people. He's a lover.
Monica Padman 1:56
Yeah, he's a nice guy.
Dax Shepard 1:56
He loves projects. He pops up in things. He just loves the whole world.
Monica Padman 2:01
We like Seth.
Dax Shepard 2:02
Yeah. I like when the good guys win.
Monica Padman 2:04
Yeah, me too. Yeah.
Dax Shepard 2:05
Please enjoy Seth Rogen. Something very specific happened.
Monica Padman 2:27
Oh, what happened? I already informed him about the robbery. It's related. Okay.
Dax Shepard 2:32
Was there another robbery?
Guest 2:33
It's been a second robbery.
Seth Rogen 2:35
A follow-up robbery.
Dax Shepard 2:36
They missed some shit. They forgot a few things. You know what's weird? That is the only thing that bothers me. I can accept that the stuff got stolen. It's the notion like, well, are they going to come back?
Seth Rogen 2:45
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 2:45
It's very easy. They had a good time. Yeah. Things went well. That's what's driving me a little bonkers.
Monica Padman 2:50
And they know we're going to obviously replace the cameras. We have to.
Seth Rogen 2:53
It's just a never-ending camera replenishment. They open a camera shop down the corner, sells the same 12 cameras. I'd be delighted to buy them off.
Dax Shepard 3:00
Just broker a deal with them.
Seth Rogen 3:02
Seriously.
Dax Shepard 3:02
Like the mafia, I'm willing to pay them $500 a month to just stay away. Pay them camera protection. But when I have anxiety, I cut my hair compulsively.
Seth Rogen 3:11
And I was like, oh, I have a lot of time.
Dax Shepard 3:13
I'm going to really get in front of the mirror, and then I'm going to start trimming my hair. And I got lost in it. And then I thought, I should just glance at them. I'm sure I got 10 minutes left. And I was like, what?
Monica Padman 3:22
Four minutes after.
Dax Shepard 3:25
I was in a state of flow, I guess.
Monica Padman 3:27
You need a rule. Maybe no cutting before an interview.
Dax Shepard 3:31
I know. I just, I thought it was going to be three snips as I always do. You just couldn't stop. It was too good. What's your thing that you'll most lose sense of time doing? Is it the pottery? I would say I'm annoyingly conscious of time all the time.
Seth Rogen 3:45
Sometimes when I'm filming, I kind of lose track of time, but I also usually have my eye on the clock because there's an amount of time we have to do shit. But pottery sometimes, watching reality TV, sometimes I'll watch enough of that that I just kind of zone out.
Dax Shepard 3:56
Here's another thing I fucked up. I was like, I have so much time. I'll cut my hair. I'm also going to bring a fan down and I'm going to bring an ashtray for our guests. Oh, it's okay. Are you sure? Yes. Okay, we love that you smoked weed.
Monica Padman 4:07
Yeah, that was fun for us.
Dax Shepard 4:09
That was fun for us, but it did lead us astray.

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