Shane Daniel Byrne

Caledonia, that's an area.

That's what they call it.

I think it's an old name.

What's the Edinburgh team?

Alba.

Hibs and Hearts and I like Hibs but anyway I just said well I thought it might be nice if an old firm team didn't win which is a lie because I don't want Hearts to win I'd like Celtic to win but then part of me is like it would be nice if someone who wasn't Celtic or Rangers won and then they totally agree they were like looking at me for a second because it was like not Rangers and then they're like

You know your football.

You know your football.

Like that.

And I was like, okay.

Okay, thank God.

Thank God.

And then I went into the cubicle.

And then on the walls, like, the pen still dripping was, like, four or five times in huge lettering, just, fuck Celtic.

Like, all around this bathroom.

And I was like, Jesus Christ.

Like, if I had given the wrong answer there, they've just done the graffiti.

If I had given the wrong answer, I'd go, ah, to be honest, like, quite like Celtic.

I wouldn't have made it out of that bathroom, I don't think I would.

Yeah, they would have held you down and written on you if they were going to deface that wall.