Chapter 1: What bold gym experience did Shane share?
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I was telling Tony yesterday, I was in Asana, and I asked this guy what time it was, because he had a watch, and he was this Scandinavian dude, and he went, oh no, this doesn't tell the time, it's a whip, it's a whip band. And we went into the, me and Anna went into Cold Plunge, and Anna was like, that was so fucking embarrassing.
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Chapter 2: How did Killian revive a classic video?
Why was it embarrassing? It's so embarrassing because he's got a strap. I'm like, what does that do? Who should be embarrassed? I'm embarrassed. You. Because I don't know what a whoop band is. You don't know what a whoop is. And then I went up to him and I was like, what does that thing do? And he's like, it gives you all the stats. And I was like, none of the stats is the time that it is now.
And then I was like, how much does it cost? And he went, oh, it's free. And I was like, oh, cool. And then he was like, well, it's very expensive.
Chapter 3: What humorous gym interactions did the hosts discuss?
It's very expensive. And I was like, I don't know what. I don't want any of the... I don't want pyramid skiing you've got yourself into, mister, but I don't want any part of it. You've got to fucking watch it doesn't tell the time. It's free, but it costs fucking loads. What am I? A whoop is a thing. A lot of people are sponsored by whoop for their podcast, so maybe let's tread carefully.
But I think whoop is fucking loser behavior. Yeah, okay. I do. I'm sorry. I think they're a bunch of... That's a little joke I set up, okay?
That was the joke.
Chapter 4: Why do some couples prefer sleeping in separate beds?
That's fun. You get to discover the joke twice. Do you want to do a version of it as well? I forgot what you were saying. I was so preoccupied with what I was going to say. But yeah, I think I can pretty much remember. No, I don't think all the people who use Hoop are losers. But I just think it's not even a watch. So you just have a thing on forever.
I'm wearing, I have a Fitbit, and I'm in the Fitbit frenzy. And he's not afraid to say it. I'm not embarrassed about that. Does he sell the time? Well, I was thinking I should get an Apple Watch because I have an iPhone, and then I was like, well, I don't want a smartphone. I want the thing that does the thing.
Chapter 5: What is the controversy surrounding Edinburgh Fringe this year?
I want a fitness tracker, really. But I just, also, it's a watch, and it has alarms on it. The Whoop just has no functionality apart from that. There's no functionality. We were speaking to a Whoop advocate last night, someone who's big into the Whoop game. Whoop? The Whoop community. Whoop. Whoop.
And they were saying that they didn't look at any of the stats at all because it would just get them down. But they wear a hoop. They wear a hoop. Well, he was more of an owl. He was, hoo-hoo. They wear a hoo-hoo.
Chapter 6: How do the hosts plan to take down the rich and famous?
Well, he was more of an owl. What are you talking about? I know you wanted to say, I know you wanted to say, hoo-hoo. Let's break the... You can't just go, he was more of an owl. No, we don't want to... I started bad already with missing your joke and then... Well... You know, I'm on the back foot. I thought I started with a good anecdote about a Scandinavian guy in a sauna.
Okay, okay, okay.
Have a bit more of that coffee. Yeah.
Right now.
Take a sip. Prescribe that coffee to you. Jesus Christ. More like yawn hot guys this morning. It is a... You know, I'm only up... I'm awake less than an hour myself.
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Chapter 7: What are the comedic insights on modern relationships?
That's crazy. Yeah. Considering you, you're always in the gym. You should have gotten sick three times I didn't go to the gym today. I didn't go to the gym today. I actually didn't even cancel it. I just didn't show up. Oh my God. And they're going to be at the class. They would have said, a couple of people waiting, but we'll make a start. A couple of people still to come. And I was one of them.
That's what happened then. Do you think it's going to be for me and Tony when we go into your gym and colleagues meeting, the parent-teacher meeting kind of for gym, like we've kind of, we have to go meet Shane's trainer. Shane is a genius at personal training.
Chapter 8: How does the episode wrap up with reflections on the discussed topics?
If he applied himself. Yeah. They said you're a genius, Shane. Yeah. I just need to... They're very talkative in class. What am I going to do? Get sick in the floor.
Is it over? Is my fitness dream over?
Is my sexy fitness dream now in the... bit the dust?
How am I going to rebuild?
Does this have anything to do with you having a free gaff at the moment? I do have a free gaff at the moment.
Is this what's happened?
Drop right into the airport and... It is heavenly. I love it. I'm going to dump Raymond and somehow live alone. I don't know how I can afford that, but I will do it. Why don't you be one of those really, really rich couples, maybe artistic couples that are in a 40-year relationship, but they have separate homes. Yeah, I would like that. We have separate duvets, so... Yeah.
That's how it starts.
That's a genius move. That's how it starts. There's a lot more diversity within relationships, I think. We know someone who... You know them as well, Cillian. They sleep in separate bedrooms.
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