Shane Daniel Byrne

Do you know, sometimes I do impressions of Fanula J. I'm tremendously fond of Fanula J. Sometimes I do impressions on this and I'd be scared that people might think who know Fanula from her own work, they'd be like, he's such a bitch to her.

I'm like, I really like her.

No, I know she loves it when she comes up.

I was chatting to her when I was doing the 6 o'clock show and she was, because you get food on the 6 o'clock show after you've done your little segment, after they've grilled you as to whether you want to see the Michael Jackson film or not.

And then you get food, and I'm like entirely eating food, so I'm really tentative, and I'm like trying to eat it like, you know, maybe the queen would eat.

And it had like spaghetti, and I was like, RIP.

The queen has died at her beloved Balmoral.

Yeah, safe.

The spaghetti bolognese was still warm as she passed.

it was left in the bowl of her terrarium um with a couple of flies which king and queen consort whereby she was live on the six o'clock show in ireland being grilled about being asked whether she would go see their new michael film the queen passed away passed away her beloved in her beloved moral

revelers in their droves appearing for the premiere of Michael, a new film by Michael Jackson.

So you're tentatively eating their food on television.

Well, I'm tentatively eating it and then Fernuda's next to me and she's already finished.

Oh, well, that's pretty shaming her.

No, and then I was like, I was like, what the fuck?

Like, how are you doing that?

Because I'm like trying to do it with a spoon and a fork and just being like, like kind of Lady and the Tramp kind of trying to just... Never heard of a knife.

And then with spaghetti.

Okay, so that guy doesn't know how to eat anything.

With spaghetti?