Shane Gillis

Lesbian.

That's okay.

They should put an AI Subaru behind her.

I know what you're doing there.

I want to know what's going on that this employee Who is this employee that got that is a former employee that says they're opening up portals to talk to aliens?

I want to know if I should take this seriously Like who is the guy?

they're saying anything about him or they're just saying a former employee and

Maybe Sam Altman knew that they were writing a story about him, and it's like, let's make this story really retarded.

And send Mike out and tell him to tell Ronan that he's a former employee and that we're making portals to talk to aliens and that we're all demonic.

Because the story, you know, the financial aspects of the story, like Elon suing him because OpenAI supposedly was supposed to be nonprofit initially.

I don't know who's right.

I have no dog in the fight.

But the...

If I was getting investigated and there was some real shit there, I'd throw some fake shit in there.

Of course.

Hire someone to have a story about aliens and portals.

Also, if you run an AI, like Sam Altman is, you could ask the AI, hey, I'm about to get accused of some shit.

What would be a good way to take some of the attention away from the real financial issues and make it seem insane?

And I would say, opening up a portal to communicate with aliens would discredit any other allegations that may be valid.

For the past year and a half, I've been investigating OpenAI and Santa Malton for The New Yorker.