Shane Gillis

This is the premium subscription.

This is what we do, dude.

Me and Spud come down here and sit silently and play chess for hours.

And then we have threesomes.

me and spade split with all these girls with spud tattoo on them yeah they're fucking main people have to be like 13 year olds because if you like could actually sell multiple chicks or a dude like 13 year old boys like hey i want three girlfriends yeah that would be sick it's like dude that's fucking oh you mean trying to sell that to regular dudes like regular adult men they're like i can't get one girlfriend what the fuck are these guys talking about that's what it means we were talking about that the other day the dudes are like don't chase them dude

Yeah, you just go to your job, go back home.

Go to your job, go back home.

You're going to be the machinist.

I'm never going to chase policies.

No one knows you live.

The Scientology skit.

You better not get into that.

Is this Louis Theroux?

Yeah, you better not.

Yeah, we thought you would be a Scientologist.

No.

What if they were like, you will be the next Tom Cruise?

This is what they did.

Okay.

I know exactly how he operates.