Ep 604 - Tyler Gerben (feat. Steve Gerben, Dan Soder, Billy & Spud)

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Shane Gillis 0:00
Hey guys, we're here. We're live from the fucking the manosphere. We do have the chessboard out to show everybody. This is the premium subscription. This is what we do, dude.
Dan Soder 0:13
You gotta get them in the telegram.
Shane Gillis 0:15
Me and Spud come down here and sit silently and play chess for hours. And then we have threesomes. me and spade split with all these girls with spud tattoo on them yeah they're fucking main people have to be like 13 year olds because if you like could actually sell multiple chicks or a dude like 13 year old boys like hey i want three girlfriends yeah that would be sick it's like dude that's fucking oh you mean trying to sell that to regular dudes like regular adult men they're like i can't get one girlfriend what the fuck are these guys talking about that's what it means we were talking about that the other day the dudes are like don't chase them dude
Spud 0:47
If you don't chase, they'll come to you. It's like, dude, they won't.
Dan Soder 0:50
Oh, yeah. They're not even going to know you exist.
Shane Gillis 0:53
Yeah, you just go to your job, go back home. Go to your job, go back home. You're going to be the machinist. I'm never going to chase policies. No one knows you live.
Dan Soder 1:05
Dudes are invisible. They kind of have a point. But then the guys that get really sucked into it, like, Louis lucks out on those documentaries. The dude's sitting there.

How do relationships and dating dynamics get analyzed?

Dan Soder 1:12
He's, like, grilling them a little bit. And then the guy's like, yeah, well, you know, I had a problem with my dad. I didn't really. I have a strong male figure. And they're like, what happened to your dad? He's like, he took his own life. And it's like, dude, how does he find these guys? Like, Louis just rolls up on him. Yeah. He's the best, dude. The Scientology one is, like, that's one of the best documentaries, dude.
Shane Gillis 1:29
The Scientology skit. You better not get into that. Is this Louis Theroux? Yeah, you better not.
Dan Soder 1:35
Ah, dude. Who are we talking about?
Shane Gillis 1:37
Yeah, we thought you would be a Scientologist.
Dan Soder 1:38
Scientologist? You will what? Gurman, if you give them all your money, it'll make all your dreams come true.
Shane Gillis 1:44
No. What if they were like, you will be the next Tom Cruise? This is what they did. Okay. I know exactly how he operates. He'd be like, well, I don't give a fuck about this religion.
Unknown 1:51
I'm just doing shit.
Dan Soder 1:55
I did listen to Lawrence Wright's book on... Yeah, The Going Clear. The Going Clear, yeah. I thought that was great.
Shane Gillis 2:00
What did you think of it? I thought it was great when I read it or listened to it. You wouldn't consider joining the church? No. Why?
Dan Soder 2:06
Why would I? All your money, they'll bone smash you to your jaw. Oh, they will give me a jaw? You'll be the Tomcat, dude. You'll be the next Maverick.
Shane Gillis 2:15
wow it's tough to be you would do it a heartbeat yeah you're definitely rooster or something yeah see so you're the guy yeah that's tough and so i just and then i like what's my obligation you gotta give them all your money oh all my money all your money no no it goes beyond that your obligation is for billions of years you gotta live in outer space yeah All right, then no. You don't want to live in outer space and be a mission impossible? What? You don't want to be in fucking MI-13?
Dan Soder 2:44
MI-13. It might be the only technology that can save humanity and all the rest of the galaxy for millions of years.
Shane Gillis 2:52
Yeah.
Dan Soder 2:52
Could be. Could be. I mean, at one point. I'm trying to do an SP.
Shane Gillis 2:55
I like the political answer, though. You don't want to disparage Scientology. It could be. Maybe they're not disparaging it. I don't think that it is. You're going to disparage Scientology? Yes, I just did it. Bro. You're never going to beat Tom Cruise. Are you familiar with squirrel busting?
Spud 3:10
I don't know what squirrel busting is, no.

What insights are shared about documentaries and personal experiences?

Spud 3:11
It's when Scientologists get on your ass and they start to fuck your day up. It's called squirrel busting. That's what they do to suppressive people.
Shane Gillis 3:17
Oh. I didn't listen carefully. I must be getting squirrel busted, dude. I don't know where these fucking are, but my days suck.
Spud 3:25
Yeah, the Scientology... Once you get into it, though, at some point, that could have been Christianity, where everyone's like, dude, the guy fucking made it up.

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