Steve Gerben
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
wild wild west yes okay let's go yeah do you see the terrence howard thing we talked about how the man's like uh kind of center of structural integrity is his butthole and he claims p diddy was trying to compromise him and make him like fluid say once you get he's like once you compromise your center of integrity which is your butthole you become fluid and like nothing you get all fucked up center of not physical integrity oh man your manhood actual integrity
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Get the fuck down. Go. Why do they need that level of organization there?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I actually caught a bunch of it. I was in San Antonio in the green room. It was just on the TV. Rose was dominating. One guy got stuck in a bush. Did you see that? Where he got stuck in a fucking bush and had to sit down for a while.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's nuts. That is not good for a panic attack.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. Well, he had like an assistant. He was like, what's up with him? He's like, oh, Diddy's trying to fuck you. So his assistant was the one who told him, like, yo, this is what this is all about. Was that guy Mr. Bentley, or what was that guy's name?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
You're like, what the fuck are you doing? What? You're like waiting for a parking spot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
One of them fiddling around in their cars is so funny. They fiddle.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That's a fair point, though. Maybe he wasn't trying to fuck his ass. Do you think if someone gets their ass fucked, it does compromise their manhood to where it affects your posture and shit? You move differently after that. Do I think that? No.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
And it wasn't even close to Halloween. Did you hold out the bowl? Yeah. No, yeah, I learned in my lesson the hard way with that as well. You can't do that. You cannot hold out the bowl.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I fucking just seized a lot of candy. Yeah. You got to... How did it go down? I just was like, here, grab a couple. I was like... Oh, you got to pull it down. I'm like, boys, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, especially if you do leave, like take one, if you try to leave a dish outside, that gets destroyed anywhere. How did you get mugged?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What candy were you dishing out? That's the question.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. I had to like run right in.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, I got crushed one year. I held the bowl out and I was like, never again. You can't do it. Yeah, it's big handfuls. You have to grab, dump in the bag. And I said, I'm out of here.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Anyway, just kidding. But I did. I did. But anyway, we get involved. Yeah, we talked about that. I got involved in like a high level crime.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. Yep. That's pretty wild. It was. Yeah. Terrifying.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
yeah once you get fucked true you just you start wearing that sweater vest differently yeah it starts looking way different on you we had a thing in grade school that like if like do you ever have it with like kids where it's like you know ladies walking like if a lady walked a certain way like she had sex before yes we would just do it with all the moms but yeah like all the moms become a special lunch but yo she definitely had sex before
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Oh, you guys went there and back.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. Gotcha. So you hit your six.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Alcohol affects me different.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What does it do? Is it like the hangover and all that stuff afterwards?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, I can't handle the hangovers, man. I fucking hate them.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I was going to tell you, just take pills. And if you can't drink, just take like two lorazepams and like a little bit of mushrooms and just go to the masters. Right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, then you took the hill.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What was he doing? He was like yelling?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
He didn't like to chat.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, if you walk with your feet a little bit more apart, that's all you can tell a girl had sex.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I don't like the scoring system with golf. They got to flip that. Like negative seven wins. It should just give you like 40,000 points.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Is it true that even if someone plays there and gets 20th place, they still get $300,000, $400,000? Yeah. That's kind of cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What do you shoot right now?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
How does that work? Does your handicap affect the score if you play against somebody else? You know what I mean?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Why do they call it a handicap, though? That's what I don't understand. I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
But does that affect the score, I'm saying?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
So, yeah, if you got, like, a four and I got a five and I had a higher handicap, we'd have, like, the same. Yes. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I guess it keeps it somewhat fair.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
If I see a woman go anywhere near shoulder width apart, I'm going, what the fuck are you doing?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, it's kind of crazy, actually. I like that. Can you get the tags if your handicap gets, like, high enough?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Like, the parking tags.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I got busted in a handicapped spot where I get my wings. I don't take up handicapped spots. I go to Nando's. They have wood-grilled wings. They're so fucking good. We should order those. I should, actually. They're delicious. The only parking spots out front of it, everywhere else is kind of busy, is two or three giant handicapped spots. It's like a lane of just handicapped spots.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I always pop in there, grab my wings, and leave. How many spots? It's like three. But it's right in front of the place.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
dude it's just it want the all of its handicapped if you want to go to nando's and pick up an order you want to park out front you have to be handicapped or and that in front of that's valet for the hotel next to it and i'll pull in the valet and they're like you can't park it right now so i'm like i'm like fine back into a handicapped spot i'm like you made me do it and then i went to get my wings i'm like don't they won't be there dude a car pulls behind me i'm like nobody's handicapped saw the tags like burning with shame just hopped in my car like
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. Slut. Your mom's here to help with pizza lunch. Like, yo, your mom got fucked, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Although they're kind of rolling those family bathroom is like, I think that's been the solution for like the trans stuff. It's just like families or whoever. And then you can kind of, you know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That was the only thing they could do. Because it was such an insult. You can't solve that problem. Then if you have a just trans bathroom, you can't do that. So it has to be family and friends. Just trans bathroom would be nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
sure i'd put my family in the family room like i'll be back you just hit the trash but yeah that is that's a that's a thing at the airport i've seen i've seen people go in and crush the uh almost the family bathroom yeah and you just see a family waiting outside i've done it and then i'm in there you gotta just be like i'm taking my time on this
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Dude, how did I not know about that? i don't know i think i saw it this morning and it's it's been bothering me yeah that's uh it's affected me a lot also bezos for all of that work he just looks like a trash man he's like the body of like a he's on like billions of dollars of trt and gene therapy just to become a wop he's transformed he's he's fully just a guy at wawa
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
See my child. Where's my family?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Dude, I just invested in two bug tanks. I got two bug tanks from National Geographic. So they have a little magnifying glass on them. I got not one, but two. What type of bugs are you going to put in there?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
right now we've only gotten some roly polies so you can throw them in there create their natural habitat and you can kind of like i'd like to see what roly polies are up to bro i got i had i catch them i catch like me and my daughters catch like four roly polies a day and put them in my garden it's really nice it's awesome i have so many roly polies so yeah i got the bug tank's nice man because otherwise you had to carry them in your you ever try to carry a roly poly in your hand for like they fucking they get their escape artists
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
So, yeah, I got some bug tanks. It's been, you know, 30 years. Yeah, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. I think it's nice. I think it's a nice thing to do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Like how dumb your family is.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, I'm excited to fly with my family tomorrow. That's always an operation. And Gerby. And Gerbs, dude. I can't believe. Yes. They're going to have so much fun. Great. I can't wait. Absolutely sick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Definitely not in front of kids. They'll hold your hand. They'll hold your hand the whole time. Oh, that's great. I'm not saying it's bad. I do it all the time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I get nervous and we land. I'm always like, hold your father's hand now. It makes me feel a lot better.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. But yeah, they have no idea. They start bumping and they're just like.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I never thought about the ear hairs. So your ear hairs just start getting like, what the fuck's going on? You start to spaz equilibrium. Yeah. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
yeah but again i really appreciated the news has not been great no man another helicopter just exploded yeah i watched that i saw that one yeah i don't think i'll be on a helicopter dude yeah i don't not a good time for helicopter charters no you know i was interested to learn that you can land a helicopter with no power to the rotors
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, and it's fucked up because he'd have another wife pretty fast. If he blew his wife up in outer space. Yeah, he'd have a wife before the rubble hit Earth. Yeah, sending your wife in outer space is crazy. But yeah, dude, I don't know. He needs to tighten up his program.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Still not getting in one of those things, man. They've caught too much negative press. Yeah. That last one was like, Jesus Christ, bro. Did they hit the water? Yeah. Poor souls. There goes my theory. Yeah, true. Whole fam.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Would have been good. Yeah, man. I mean, that's criminal, dude. Sending all those babes into space is... Launching the babes. That's reckless. If they died, wouldn't it technically be like reckless endangerment? I know. He'd probably get off. He'd be all right. Yeah, he'd get off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
so they can survive up there then we'll go yeah babes are in space now that's not good especially just launch the space babes but the babes in space put the babes up there cool them off a little true i mean how long do you think it takes for them to land back on earth and slowly like get like their ear hairs probably slowly get back to normal and they're like you
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I didn't like the astronaut food.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, you'd get like maybe a nice afternoon.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
She thought it was all about her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Do you think that would be cool if you're Jeff Bezos and you have a wife and you send her and Katy Perry and Gal into space? Do you think you actually felt anything or just like, all right?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Bezos versus Musk? If you had to pick one, Bezos versus Musk.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
You like Elon better than Bezos?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's also annoying because then that hits like girl consciousness. Like, man, when you get out of space, you'll never go to fuck. Jeff took his wife to outer space. She had a lunch with him.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Oh, man. Damn, dude. So what's the Falcon was? Elon's. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I think he takes space more seriously because, yeah, Bezos is just Bezos.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Double sonic booms. If I had to say that into a headset around people, I'd be like, fuck.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
yeah i i uh i don't like this thing of sending ladies to space at all it's also not historic it's not like a historical it's not you did say that yeah they sent a fucking chimp the russians sorry ladies you guys missed the fucking boat is that dog's name it was like oh fuck i know that starts with the l the russian dog what's that dog's name The dog that went to space?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That is awesome. It sucks the rocket didn't launch.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I don't know. Probably somewhere else. Well, I don't know. Where the fuck can they do that? I'm sure they're all in LA. So maybe they just hit like fucking New Mexico or something.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That was Katy Perry. He saw Perry. You saw Perry. I didn't see it. Oh, dang. Yeah, I was fucking slated away.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I don't think so. No? Not at all. Would you go? Yeah, easily. Not with six ladies.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
True. Oops, sorry. I floated right into your butt again.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I'd be like a Japanese pervert on the subway.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I'm a bit of a closeted frauder myself, man. I just, I mean, you know, when you're on, like, the thing at the airport, it gets packed. You're just like, hey, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
All I can do is hold on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, it is. Yeah, if you can do whatever you want in international waters and space, it's like.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
How many times has Bezos been to space?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
He's probably been at least like 20 times. Also, what do you think it costs just to send those babes up in the air?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
A million bucks every time?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, he's just fucking around. Blue orgy, dude. Get up there. He's definitely got head in space, I would imagine.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, he has. He's definitely got a head in space.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
The guy who brought that dog up. Damn, you think he really... He'd probably eject in space. That's tough. Get to do the full 3D rendering of how big is my... You can load max and be like... It's actually a pretty powerful shot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That'd be actually really cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
You'd have to. If you got stranded in space, it would just activate something. Your ear hairs would go nuts. It's way worse than a hotel. Yeah, you'd have to. If you were stuck in space...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Somebody's got to slurp.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Oh, dude, I have my restaurant review.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I was actually doing a little research for the giant steak and beans. Yeah. Dude, I didn't know there was such a thing as a Mexican steakhouse. Dude. Yeah, Mexican steakhouse. I was in San Antonio.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
two asset dollars huh yeah that's how i mean that was my yeah that was my oh we are yeah we're chatting this is just guys chat dude mexicans have you ever been to like a steakhouse it is always just like you know it's like asparagus steak and yeah dude i've never even thought about it it's like every steakhouse i've ever been to i've been like what if they had guacamole at the steakhouse
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's also sad that they went to space and just did like Instagram.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
and it's dude it's called two asadores in san antonio and they just hand you order whatever you want and they hand you a cutting board that's just like salt on it they give you warm corn tortillas on the side and you can get guacamole whatever you want and make yourself like 14 just steak tacos it's that's right up your alley oh my god dude oh my god oh my god it was so good dude i've never it was unbelievable so good
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
So check that out, dude. Is it in Austin? Where was it? It's in San Antonio. It's for real my favorite place, dude. I went there a few days in a row. San Antonio way.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
There's in there going like.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
San Antonio is a very rough and tumble town.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I didn't see it. I was just up by the airport the entire time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I do got to check that out. It's pretty sick. I was going to threaten if the ticket sales didn't rise up. I was going to say, I'm not going anywhere.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I thought the Alamo was bad.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It was fun. But, yeah, dude, that shit fucking ruled. I also liked, like, I just kind of would pop back and forth, but I kind of was really enjoying the feeling of, like, I was like, I might just, like, live in San Antonio and just kind of, like, not, like, leave my family, but, like, be present, but just live in, like, an apartment in San Antonio. Yeah, like, being an hour away was nice.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I kind of want to do that so bad. Just one day. But yeah, I got to like, you know, kind of LARP being like a semi distant father in San Antonio. And it's kind of cool because I was just a drive away. So I like I pop back on Friday morning. See you guys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
yeah you know what i mean get a nice cowboy hat fucking cool yeah that would help if you left your family but you dress as a cowboy that would somehow ease the sting i feel like that would help yeah it would my dad's a cowboy my dad couldn't be here he's a cowboy my dad's at the mexican steakhouse he's at two asadoras also too i was like i was reading the website and i was like
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Every website, you know, they have like our story. It's like, here's our story. And it was like, it's always like the kid who's like, when I was four, my grandfather would have the cattle on the ranch of northern Mexico. And I was like all stoked on the way there. I was like, it's fucking bullshit. They tricked me again. It's going to be like, it's all just from Restaurant Depot.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I know. Especially once you say it's not about me, like for the fifth time, it's like, all right, it might actually be all about you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's all a bunch of bullshit. Got there and they're like, no, our steaks are all from northern Mexico. I was like, oh, fucking yes. Because we're close enough. Close enough to Norteño's.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
So, yeah, I was eating that northern Mexican cattle. It was nice. Hmm. It worked. As soon as he told me that, I was like, I knew this was fucking awesome.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
No, no. No. What are they up to in their cars?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I do like those little, like, do you ever see, like, the flags people dangle from their rearview mirrors? They're kind of nice if you want to, like, really hone in. Like, wait, who is this cutting me off? Like, okay.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Venezuela. Like, okay, let me break this out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
You should get one of those for your rear view. Yeah. No.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
No. Would you, in terms, if you were living a pirate's life?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
You don't like the pirate's life at all?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. You're telling me if you would, like... The song pumps me up.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What do you think about? Being on the Japanese subway.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I think you've talked about this before.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's so funny. I let everybody down.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Is that trending on Twitter right now?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Do you have like sad music you ever listen to when you're kind of sad? Oh, yeah. I'm trying to think. Like Radiohead or something like that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
yeah no i'm saying just like going to space the fact that they went to space yeah i think it was pretty it's pretty big yeah and i think people are more just they have our opinion about it yeah that's done they're like that stinks that sucked that we did that yeah and it also yeah just to be like we're going to go to space just to like for a movement for women to take up more space it's like dude did you ever live with a woman they fuck they're doing all right yeah in terms of occupying instantly there's yeah they're taking up space already
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That's kind of nice. Yeah. Can you cry while acting? That's, that's the thing I always think about. I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's hard. Yeah. I imagine. That'd be like a real weird, even if you did it right, it would feel kind of weird too. Or you'd be like, fuck, I'm crying in front of all these fucking people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I'd feel like pissed about that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
no you did great i gotta turn it around because i gotta fly and i want to fly anyway yeah we're gonna be good that's a cure for panic attack so if you just tell one person you're having a panic attack it does lessen it you try to keep it to yourself you're fine chris chain everybody talking to me yep yeah you can't you can't keep it to yourself the way they tried to get you to not be afraid of flying i think probably did more damage
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
And we just like literally like yanked it out of a shed and was like, let's hop in this thing and fly.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Well, it's just not even a cause. It's not a real cause. It's like, this is for women to take up more space. Like, what do you mean by that? It'd be like, I don't know, man. Why are you asking? What do you think about that? Do you think women, you think they need to be more confined?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, it wasn't really committal.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What the fuck did you say? I just watched him go, huh?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's just blasting. It's just party time. It just sucks if you crash. I guess you might as well be blasting music while you crash.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah, it's kind of nice. Yeah. Those little planes are terrifying.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. That's how I feel about skydiving. I'm like... My wife's always like, we gotta go. I'm like, I'm never going skydiving. Of course not. Yeah, like, what the fuck? Why would I do that? It's fun. I'm like, no. Never in my life. No desire.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
never yeah I don't like mind heights that much but I'm like honest I don't feel it seems like a lot of I want to jump out of the fucking plane that's what I'm saying obviously I get nervous like jumping off a plane but it's just like why even risk it at all it's indescribable it's fine she's done it yeah she loved it I had a friend who used to skydive he got like licensed to like do it by himself
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
And he would literally smoke a blunt and jump out of a plane. Oh, my goodness. And then he would complain. He's like, they're fucking saying I smell like weed. It's fucking bullshit. It's like, dude, it's a huge liability. Having to hide at their place, jumping out of a plane. I said, they're fucking really on my ass about this.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
And he would give the guy who packed his parachute, he would pay him in weed. I'm like, not a good idea, dude.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
God damn. But he got licensed. He was doing it by himself all the time. He loved it. But I don't know if I'd want. That's the one thing I would say. I definitely want a guy strapped to my back.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
I want a dude on me. Yeah, I want a dude on me. I for real want a dude. I want a daddy in the sky.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
You can do this yourself. I'm like, nah, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Just your skull starts to cave in. You're like, hold on, just give me... Fuck, I wish I knew I liked this while I was alive. Yeah, true. Imagine how much of a blast you could have if you figured out you love that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Yeah. World would be your oyster.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Crazy. You know what I wonder about too? Actually, we'll save it for the Patreon.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What are your thoughts on foot training? What? Foot training. Foot training? Yeah. What's that? Binding their feet.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
yeah did you see that soft white underbelly where the guy lost like he had a son and his wife was like our son's a daughter he's like no it's not and then she just got she divorced him and then the schools was like yo it's on schools are going bro they need to chill dude they need to chill
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
i don't understand like the hype up on it if i'm a teacher and i'm like trying to like just get them to pay attention to geography the last thing i need on my plate is like what are we doing yeah i got that yeah but there could be a deeper like you're trying to get them to pay attention to geography and they are acting up every day and you go okay yeah and the girls are all being so good fuck your shit up it's just a class i think they're just being lazy because girls are easier at school
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Like, if you're a boy, school sucks. If you're a girl, you're like, I actually like it. I have all my pencils organized. So I could... If I was a teacher, I'd be like, we need more of these girls.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Just make them all girls. Teachers are just on Adderall organizing the class. Like, it'd be much more efficient if these were all women in here. I don't see the point. I don't see what's wrong with that. And also, yeah, the sports. I was on PITM yesterday. We were talking about... What's that? Panties in the Mouth podcast.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Premier American podcast.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
He claims Diddy went for his b-hole.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
What if you're just working at their house and you see them on the floor and you're just going... Which is my own.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Under, like, the thing of, like, lessons. He was giving him, like, you know, acting lessons. He said Diddy was just, like, looking at him wrong. He's like, this guy's trying to fuck my ass. Take away the geometry of my manhood. So... What do you think about that?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Turn the mic off on that. We were talking about coaches starting a competitive in women's sports and just like... Like how college coaches hear of like a player's good and they go and kind of scout the house. Yeah. Just like there's like a fucking fast gay kid in your neighborhood and you're like, I can get him on the girls.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
People are like, get out of here. You bring the briefcase to his family's house. You're like, let's just have dinner. This kid could dominate. But what are your thoughts on that kind of stuff?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
So who's we're talking about how there's a thing going on right now where all of these girls are becoming boys and dominating men's sports, right? Causing a fucking uproar.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
Boys becoming girls. Now there's a lot of girls becoming boys and just cleaning up fucking boys and men's sports. No way. Oh, thank you. That's not true. That's Russian disinformation.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
No. All right. Honestly, it sounds like Mad Libs. No, it's not. It was a show on Nickelodeon when we were younger.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
That's kind of nice, actually.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
It's also nice to be at the bar and be like, my buddy's there.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 555 - Roundball Rock (feat. Steve Gerben)
The stalls were like a cell block. No, really.