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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Wow, wow, Wes.
And we're live, dude. Wow. Matthew, thank you for joining us. Bill, thank you for joining us. Steven, thank you for joining us. I appreciate you guys coming here. For sure. Matt, how are you? I'm doing pretty good, dude. I haven't seen you in so long, dude. So uncomfortable, so awkward. Why do you think it's awkward? It's just so fucking weird, dude.
Chapter 2: Why do some conversations feel awkward?
I know what you've been up to. What do you think I've been up to? You've moved on. What?
Training, bro. Dude, cue the training montage. That's all I'm doing. I know. I'm training you that one. In a couple months, I want you to go, damn, dude.
Chapter 3: What training and fitness goals are mentioned?
I mean, every time I see you, I go, bro, you need to put that. He's the smashing machine. You're literally the smashing machine. Have you seen that? No. Smash McCosper. I didn't watch it.
I train for you and my mommy. Dude, this summertime, my mom gives me the thumbs up or thumbs down. If I go to the pool, take my shirt off, she'll literally be like, you got fat. Or she'll go, wow, you put on some muscles. Hello. Mommy's muscle man. That's what I try to be over here. Mommy's little muscle man. I'm hoping to be your muscle man this summer. You're more Jack than Bill.
Right now, it's kind of crazy, dude. I never thought I'd start putting up money. I never thought you would either. What are you putting up? Bench, 235. Lie, lie, lie. Bench, 235. Go higher, go higher. Twice. I'll get up there. No, I'm saying lie. Get up there, 315. 235. Finally. For 10? Nah, never mind.
What's a squat?
We got the same thick-ass legs, bro. Squat?
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts joke about fitness and masculinity?
I'm all calisthenics right now, so there's nothing. What's your squat? What was your heaviest squat ever? I have no fucking idea. Probably 225. I hate that shit. I would just throw my back out every time I squatted.
I do like 225 for a week and then just blow it. I'm not trying to be a dick. 225 for warm-up, dude. 225 for warm-up weight. I feel you. I'm going to try to get up to 350. I don't think I'll be able to get to 1,000 pounds. You should, dude. I flew here to tell you. I don't think I'll be able to get to the house.
You flew here to go. I can't do it. I'm going to do 900-pound club, make the shirt. You're like Lever King when he admitted he's on juice. What are you talking about? Don't bring him up. I'm mad he didn't come over here. He's going to get you. Wi-Fi password is fuck Joe Rogan. Did you see him do that? What did he say? The Wi-Fi password is fuck Seth Rogan. Oh, yeah, he calls him Seth.
He's fully lost his mind. That's probably... He's coming for you. This has nothing to do with me. Yeah. I don't want to... I'm not talking shit on the liver king. Me and Brian Johnson go way back. Dude, I don't know what you're doing right now. He's going to fucking get you. I'm not scared of that, dude.
What? Liver king?
How are you not afraid of... You're naming people? Cry. What? He's mentally unstable right now. That's exactly who you don't want to bother. I don't think he can travel across state lines currently. He can, dude. I've been following his Instagram. He was just on vacation. He can travel. Yeah, the king can move, dude. Look, he's sitting in front of the board. The king can move.
Yes, he's going to get you. You pawn, dude. Okay. Don't mention the king. I'm not afraid of BJ. That's all I'm saying. How, bro? He's terrifying. Pretty boy muscles.
bro what are you sick fucking primal dude i'm just fucking primal what are you primal i'm not on steroids dude i'm more primal than him dude if a caveman got steroids it would take hold on genuinely this is a mistake like an actual mistake i don't care i want liver king's gonna get you you want to die by liver king getting killed by liver king would be sick death by liver king
Like pound it, lock it down. Fuck. Fuck. I've been watching a lot of it. It's good stuff. You'd like the liver king. I don't. I mean. You don't like him either? God damn. Gerben and Billy versus the liver king. You got to be good and true. I love the liver king. I don't like 3.0. I like 1.0. And then once he started admitting that he's on steroids, fuck that. Just lie until you die.
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Chapter 5: What is a panty job and how is it described?
This is why it rules. What the fuck is going on?
Slash unexpected sex, which is not as aggressive as it sounds like, but basically... How are you doing all this and line dancing? So... You should see how horny it is on the dance floor, bro. It's fucking crazy.
What? Hey, Jobs. What? Girl. Okay, so anyway. But... Well, I'll do this, and then we can have that out. Okay. So... A real planned version of this would be Man-O-Job, which is... Bro, I'm not kidding.
You're hurting our show.
Chapter 6: What experiences do the hosts share about line dancing?
Oh, my bad.
Well, I'm just saying, if anybody wants to know what we're talking about, the easiest way to find this is through where there's supposed to be hand jobs. Mano.
Mano is Latin for hand. Oh, so mano job. It doesn't matter. Don't hold your feet to the flames for that one. What's the etymology of panty job?
It's only supposed to be a hand job or a blow job or like a little grind session, but she gets so into it that it slides in a little bit for a little bit.
Panty job is when you stay out of course, but it's like between skin and the panties and you're kind of like hitting that gap.
Yeah. Not bad. I didn't know the name for it. But yes, I've indulged. Yeah, it's incredible Yeah, it's a really great video. I've indulged great. And so this guy sometimes it's outside and it's a lady in a sundress She just lifts it up. It's a nice time. Yes, they're kind of going belly-to-belly standing Well, you know her name probably what'd you just say carry light I Is that her?
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts react to Steve's dancing at the bar?
That is a lady that's on X-Men. Well, I need to know this because I've been looking for this fucking lady. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw it years ago.
I have a lost panty job video that haunts. I can never find it. I was like, got to remember that. Woke up the next day, and I was like, it's gone.
Yeah. Do you want to describe it to me? You might have reached the goon state. Hold on, what did you say? I do think I'm probably, like, in the top 1% to 2% of those videos, yeah.
And I'm not proud of that. I mean, I think it's pretty creepy. I honestly think it's not that bad of a job. You know.
Interesting. Penny job's not bad. It's when you... Like, penny job's so innocent, and then you see the muscle guy getting humped in the butt by a girl.
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Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes are shared about past events?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah. What? I've been clean since February. Hey, Bill, take it easy, man. Clean since last February? I haven't jerked off since last February.
Wow.
All right, cool. Oh, you haven't even jerked off. Congratulations on your... Thank you. Yeah. Well, it must be nice, dude. Must be nice. That's what Shane hit me with right when it happened. My wings have been clipped so many times.
I've gone no masturbation, no porn, and my wings have been clipped so many times. I've been flying, and then they just crash right back into the ground. Sure. Dickerous. That happens. It's fine.
There's nothing wrong with it. No. I don't beat myself up about it. Gotcha. Loud and clear. So, Gerby, you're saying you're top 1% horniest guys? I regret saying that. I just think that it's not horniest guys. What I meant was that style of video, because there was a whole subreddit. You've been locking it down. How long have you been holding it down? For years. Oh, really? You found your thing?
Yeah, yeah. Do you have an alt account? No. Oh, you just go anonymous browsing? What did you mean by that? Like, I... Do you have a Reddit just set up for you to watch porn? No, I just have my regular... Just rock it? Yeah. But it's not like I... Yeah, you don't care. You don't have like a public... Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to get like Reddit karma and shit. Right. You're not commenting. No. Okay.
You promise? Yeah. Uh, like, I commented, like, not on... To get information is different. Not on pool. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you're not commenting on, like, the shit you're jerking off. No, no, no. I would say a comment to get information about a starlet is fine. She's beautiful. What's her name? Has anyone actually seen her face?
That's a great comment.
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