Ep 594 - Gooniverse (feat. Steve Gerben & Billy)
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Wow, wow, Wes.
And we're live, dude. Wow. Matthew, thank you for joining us. Bill, thank you for joining us. Steven, thank you for joining us. I appreciate you guys coming here. For sure. Matt, how are you? I'm doing pretty good, dude. I haven't seen you in so long, dude. So uncomfortable, so awkward. Why do you think it's awkward? It's just so fucking weird, dude.
Why do some conversations feel awkward?
I know what you've been up to. What do you think I've been up to? You've moved on. What?
Training, bro. Dude, cue the training montage. That's all I'm doing. I know. I'm training you that one. In a couple months, I want you to go, damn, dude.
What training and fitness goals are mentioned?
I mean, every time I see you, I go, bro, you need to put that. He's the smashing machine. You're literally the smashing machine. Have you seen that? No. Smash McCosper. I didn't watch it.
I train for you and my mommy. Dude, this summertime, my mom gives me the thumbs up or thumbs down. If I go to the pool, take my shirt off, she'll literally be like, you got fat. Or she'll go, wow, you put on some muscles. Hello. Mommy's muscle man. That's what I try to be over here. Mommy's little muscle man. I'm hoping to be your muscle man this summer. You're more Jack than Bill.
Right now, it's kind of crazy, dude. I never thought I'd start putting up money. I never thought you would either. What are you putting up? Bench, 235. Lie, lie, lie. Bench, 235. Go higher, go higher. Twice. I'll get up there. No, I'm saying lie. Get up there, 315. 235. Finally. For 10? Nah, never mind.
What's a squat?
We got the same thick-ass legs, bro. Squat?
How do the hosts joke about fitness and masculinity?
I'm all calisthenics right now, so there's nothing. What's your squat? What was your heaviest squat ever? I have no fucking idea. Probably 225. I hate that shit. I would just throw my back out every time I squatted.
I do like 225 for a week and then just blow it. I'm not trying to be a dick. 225 for warm-up, dude. 225 for warm-up weight. I feel you. I'm going to try to get up to 350. I don't think I'll be able to get to 1,000 pounds. You should, dude. I flew here to tell you. I don't think I'll be able to get to the house.
You flew here to go. I can't do it. I'm going to do 900-pound club, make the shirt. You're like Lever King when he admitted he's on juice. What are you talking about? Don't bring him up. I'm mad he didn't come over here. He's going to get you. Wi-Fi password is fuck Joe Rogan. Did you see him do that? What did he say? The Wi-Fi password is fuck Seth Rogan. Oh, yeah, he calls him Seth. He's fully lost his mind. That's probably... He's coming for you. This has nothing to do with me. Yeah. I don't want to... I'm not talking shit on the liver king. Me and Brian Johnson go way back. Dude, I don't know what you're doing right now. He's going to fucking get you. I'm not scared of that, dude.
What? Liver king?
How are you not afraid of... You're naming people? Cry. What? He's mentally unstable right now. That's exactly who you don't want to bother. I don't think he can travel across state lines currently. He can, dude. I've been following his Instagram. He was just on vacation. He can travel. Yeah, the king can move, dude. Look, he's sitting in front of the board. The king can move. Yes, he's going to get you. You pawn, dude. Okay. Don't mention the king. I'm not afraid of BJ. That's all I'm saying. How, bro? He's terrifying. Pretty boy muscles. bro what are you sick fucking primal dude i'm just fucking primal what are you primal i'm not on steroids dude i'm more primal than him dude if a caveman got steroids it would take hold on genuinely this is a mistake like an actual mistake i don't care i want liver king's gonna get you you want to die by liver king getting killed by liver king would be sick death by liver king
Like pound it, lock it down. Fuck. Fuck. I've been watching a lot of it. It's good stuff. You'd like the liver king. I don't. I mean. You don't like him either? God damn. Gerben and Billy versus the liver king. You got to be good and true. I love the liver king. I don't like 3.0. I like 1.0. And then once he started admitting that he's on steroids, fuck that. Just lie until you die.
Yeah.
True.
That's what I was trying to tell you with the numbers for him.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:19
2
Why do some conversations feel awkward?
0:19–0:32
3
What training and fitness goals are mentioned?
0:32–1:24
4
How do the hosts joke about fitness and masculinity?
1:24–47:57
5
What is a panty job and how is it described?
47:57–48:33
6
What experiences do the hosts share about line dancing?
48:33–49:44
7
How do the hosts react to Steve's dancing at the bar?
49:44–50:23
8
What humorous anecdotes are shared about past events?
50:23–1:35:57