Shane Gillis
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And then he's like, oh, it's the worst day of my life, actually.
Akon's here to get me.
Yeah.
I mean, why not?
Why kill those people?
Fucking square up right now.
And they almost lose a fight to the pedophile.
And I'm like, dude, could you imagine getting your shit rocked by a pedophile?
A buff pedophile.
Yeah, in like a convenience store, like a liquor store.
Also at this point, how dumb do you have to be as a pedophile?
It's like if a kid's asking you to meet at a fucking gas station, it's a trap.
Are you not seeing these videos?
Come on.
I mean, your dicks never led you to a strange place.
No.
Never once.
Not a gas station.
I mean, like all the videos are at a gas station or Walmart.
So if I was a pedophile, I'd be on my P's and Q's being like, I've seen the videos.