Shane Jacobson

Oh, mine has this and this.

Oh, you're over that corner of the globe.

What's the best position within that ball?

What is the most superior?

None.

It's a ball.

It ain't a line.

They're on a finish line or I'm just at the start or I'm at the end or mine's superior or higher or longer or stronger or tougher.

It's just different.

But at that point I said, I want this to be a superpower.

I want to find out about it.

And we have treated it and spoken about it like it's a superpower in our house since that day.

And my wife literally in for the eight seconds that she whispered it twice and she went, oh, my God, you're right.

So that was after that we're like we're yelling this from the rooftops.

Like it's fantastic.

So he goes to school and one of my greatest moments was I'm going to call it a parenting victory and there aren't many of them because I don't know what I'm doing.

I've always said I want to write a book called The Book of Being a Parent and on the front it will be The Book of Being a Parent and it's going to be massively thick like an old phone book and when it opens it up on the front it says good luck.

And at the back page it says, how'd you go?

And everything in between is what I've learned because I don't know what I'm doing, right?

Because there's no way I'm going to write anything in that book that says I know something better than you do.