Shane Jacobson

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I hope I'm going all right.

But one of my victories was he came home and said some of his kids said, his mate said, you know, I think I'm going to get some autism.

He goes, oh, you can't get it.

You've got to be born with it.

So they thought whatever was going on with him, he speaks about it with such confidence that they want it.

He goes, oh, sorry, Connor, you can't get it.

You can have it, but you can't get it.

And so I'm like, fucking yes.

And we have him so excited about all these things that, like I say, the other day when we realised, because he's verbal and physical and it's been for an elongated period of time beyond 12 months at that point, it's Tourette's.

And on a Friday it's worse when he's held it in for a week and he's – and his legs are going, he's kicking.

It's just – it looks like he's being electrocuted, you know.

And we don't reference it.

He just wants to get it out of his system.

It's not great if you're driving, which we were last Friday.

So thank goodness two weeks ago he chose to sit on the left-hand side of the car behind my wife, which meant the back of her seat was being kicked.

That's my preference.

Jax, if you're listening, go to the left-hand side of the car on a Friday because it's not great being kicked in the back of my seat.

I'm trying to drive a car.

Dad's got some shit to do here.