Shane

Got a little keychain. It says Bologna on it. Is this pasta? It's tortellini.

And you didn't get Max anything. I did not. I love that. But it was for... I was looking everywhere.

And you didn't get Max anything. I did not. I love that. But it was for... I was looking everywhere.

And you didn't get Max anything. I did not. I love that. But it was for... I was looking everywhere.

I was looking everywhere for, like, meatball-related things, and that's just, like, an American stereotype, I fear.

I was looking everywhere for, like, meatball-related things, and that's just, like, an American stereotype, I fear.

I was looking everywhere for, like, meatball-related things, and that's just, like, an American stereotype, I fear.

Meme specifically asked for the mug.

Meme specifically asked for the mug.

Meme specifically asked for the mug.

Okay. The only other mug like that was one with the statue of David's penis on it.

Okay. The only other mug like that was one with the statue of David's penis on it.

Okay. The only other mug like that was one with the statue of David's penis on it.

I got a... I didn't want to get something from a souvenir shop, so I got a real Italian leather engraved. Oh, that's nice. I like it. Very classy.

I got a... I didn't want to get something from a souvenir shop, so I got a real Italian leather engraved. Oh, that's nice. I like it. Very classy.

I got a... I didn't want to get something from a souvenir shop, so I got a real Italian leather engraved. Oh, that's nice. I like it. Very classy.

I asked everybody if there's a type of souvenir they want.

I asked everybody if there's a type of souvenir they want.

I asked everybody if there's a type of souvenir they want.

With tits? I saw the one with tits, and I was like, I have to get this one.