Shane

He made a whole slideshow explaining why I needed to learn how to chill out and appreciate humor. Slide one featured a meme of a clown putting on makeup with my name plastered over it.

He made a whole slideshow explaining why I needed to learn how to chill out and appreciate humor. Slide one featured a meme of a clown putting on makeup with my name plastered over it.

Slide two, a bullet point list titled why your overreaction is hilarious. Slide three was titled how I'm clearly the comedian in this relationship.

Slide two, a bullet point list titled why your overreaction is hilarious. Slide three was titled how I'm clearly the comedian in this relationship.

Him sitting there like Joker, like.

Him sitting there like Joker, like.

A man telling a woman to chill out or that you're over exaggerating, I've never thought it could be heightened to like a higher point. And it is. And the clown pic, bro.

A man telling a woman to chill out or that you're over exaggerating, I've never thought it could be heightened to like a higher point. And it is. And the clown pic, bro.

At this point, I was too stunned to speak. But then he pulled out slide six. Things you can do while not cooking because you're mad. The audacity, right? It was as if he really thought he'd win me over with this next level presentation. Spoiler alert, he did not. So I did what any rational PowerPoint-loving person would do. I made my own.

At this point, I was too stunned to speak. But then he pulled out slide six. Things you can do while not cooking because you're mad. The audacity, right? It was as if he really thought he'd win me over with this next level presentation. Spoiler alert, he did not. So I did what any rational PowerPoint-loving person would do. I made my own.

I stayed up all night crafting a presentation called Why It's Time to Move On, A Farewell Guide. It had everything, flow charts mapping his incompetence in the kitchen, pie charts illustrating my happiness before and after the great presentation debacle. And my personal favorite, slide nine, a gif of Gordon Ramsay yelling, get out.

I stayed up all night crafting a presentation called Why It's Time to Move On, A Farewell Guide. It had everything, flow charts mapping his incompetence in the kitchen, pie charts illustrating my happiness before and after the great presentation debacle. And my personal favorite, slide nine, a gif of Gordon Ramsay yelling, get out.

This morning, I sat him down and went through my PowerPoint with the same energy he had given me. His reaction was priceless. He started with that same smirk, but lost it somewhere around slide four. Top 10 reasons you're moving out today. By the time I got to the resources for finding your own apartment slide, he was packing a bag.

This morning, I sat him down and went through my PowerPoint with the same energy he had given me. His reaction was priceless. He started with that same smirk, but lost it somewhere around slide four. Top 10 reasons you're moving out today. By the time I got to the resources for finding your own apartment slide, he was packing a bag.

Now, before anyone worries, yes, he did actually leave, and no, I didn't even have to threaten him with slide 12, which was just a photo of me blocking the Wi-Fi router. So yeah, we broke up and I'm single, happy and cooking meals for myself without any critique except my cat's judgmental stare. And to those who said I should make a breakup PowerPoint, just know your wish has been fulfilled.

Now, before anyone worries, yes, he did actually leave, and no, I didn't even have to threaten him with slide 12, which was just a photo of me blocking the Wi-Fi router. So yeah, we broke up and I'm single, happy and cooking meals for myself without any critique except my cat's judgmental stare. And to those who said I should make a breakup PowerPoint, just know your wish has been fulfilled.

I still can't believe how all of this went down over the course of one single weekend, but I now feel pretty good about myself. I don't care. I really hate... And it's a common tactic used when people do something and they get a response they don't like. They go, it was just a joke. Like, no, it's not. Like, there is some truth in comedy.

I still can't believe how all of this went down over the course of one single weekend, but I now feel pretty good about myself. I don't care. I really hate... And it's a common tactic used when people do something and they get a response they don't like. They go, it was just a joke. Like, no, it's not. Like, there is some truth in comedy.

But also, if you're making a joke for one person and they don't find it funny, then you are a bad comedian.

But also, if you're making a joke for one person and they don't find it funny, then you are a bad comedian.