Shane

You're my brother, don't think about it. They already had kids. They already had kids. You cannot tell them. You cannot tell the kids. No, I would immediately go, let's do a lot of drugs and forget this happened. Oh my God. That's what I would do.

You're my brother, don't think about it. They already had kids. They already had kids. You cannot tell them. You cannot tell the kids. No, I would immediately go, let's do a lot of drugs and forget this happened. Oh my God. That's what I would do.

I have nothing I can say on this one. I don't. If a buddy of mine told me this story and they're like, yeah, so it turns out my wife is my half-sibling, I'd just be like,

I have nothing I can say on this one. I don't. If a buddy of mine told me this story and they're like, yeah, so it turns out my wife is my half-sibling, I'd just be like,

You know what I would do? I would call the Ancestry place and I'd say, I'm going to give you a lot of money to tell me that that was fake. Oh, my God. I just like.

You know what I would do? I would call the Ancestry place and I'd say, I'm going to give you a lot of money to tell me that that was fake. Oh, my God. I just like.

Lie to my face.

Lie to my face.

I need you to lie to my face for the rest of my life.

I need you to lie to my face for the rest of my life.

I don't know why that was relevant. No, it's not a common coincidence. You have nothing to worry about. This is a one in a million.

I don't know why that was relevant. No, it's not a common coincidence. You have nothing to worry about. This is a one in a million.

This is a lightning strike situation in the worst way possible. Yeah. Comments, I think you need some family counseling, first between you and your husband, and then later down the road when you inevitably tell your children. I'm not sure if you were able to take leave from work, but it would be a good idea to look.

This is a lightning strike situation in the worst way possible. Yeah. Comments, I think you need some family counseling, first between you and your husband, and then later down the road when you inevitably tell your children. I'm not sure if you were able to take leave from work, but it would be a good idea to look.

OP said, I'm in therapy myself, but unfortunately my husband is not open to that right now. Oh. He's in a big denial phase and does not wish to talk about it.

OP said, I'm in therapy myself, but unfortunately my husband is not open to that right now. Oh. He's in a big denial phase and does not wish to talk about it.

God, this is...

God, this is...

This may be the craziest Reddit story I've ever heard. There's plenty of stories where I can offer no good opinion. I can offer my reaction.

This may be the craziest Reddit story I've ever heard. There's plenty of stories where I can offer no good opinion. I can offer my reaction.