Shantira Jackson

And apparently, girls actually like doing that.

The days of the freshman 15 are gone, and the freshman 55 is closer than ever before.

The cafeteria has been blessed with food from a former chef from the Ritz Carlton and a former paratrooper.

No matter who's in the kitchen, they like to go all out for these kids, especially on holidays, whether it's Diwali, the Lunar New Year, or the Super Bowl, which is, according to them, also a holiday.

But the biggest celebration is on Halloween when they serve over 15,000 lobsters to sexy Frankensteins all over campus.

So if you have a house full of picky eaters, you know where to send them for undergrad.

UMass Amherst, a college that's only 90 miles away from Boston.

The dining halls at UMass had chocolate milk from local farmers' calves.

I even saw a Hello Kitty-shaped pizza.

My favorite.

They get straight to the point.

Bald is sexy.

And I'm gay, so I really mean it.

I wouldn't lie to you.

I mean, I would, but I'm not.

I think that we should just take all the microphones from the men and let the girls keep their podcast.

If all the men murdered each other, women would not be wasting time on a podcast.

They'd be outside running at night.

I'm into it.

I'm into it.