Shantira Jackson

The problem is, if we pay the robots the way we pay teachers, they will revolt.

Oh, I feel bad.

They won't be able to open their gym now.

They always are like gym influencers.

They're always like, I didn't find love, but I did find abs.

Yeah.

I want to know if somebody's going to have their toes out.

You can tell by the face.

Yes, in the back where we are, they're doing that.

Sophisticated diners and foodies are all heading to central Massachusetts town, Amherst, for chef-made cuisine that is both superb and served by ladies wearing hairnets.

That's because the bistro that Michelin somehow forgot is the UMass Dining Hall.

Their food is so good that people in the surrounding area have started taking their dates there.

And apparently, girls actually like doing that.

The days of the freshman 15 are gone, and the freshman 55 is closer than ever before.

The cafeteria has been blessed with food from a former chef from the Ritz Carlton and a former paratrooper.

No matter who's in the kitchen, they like to go all out for these kids, especially on holidays, whether it's Diwali, the Lunar New Year, or the Super Bowl, which is, according to them, also a holiday.

But the biggest celebration is on Halloween when they serve over 15,000 lobsters to sexy Frankensteins all over campus.

So if you have a house full of picky eaters, you know where to send them for undergrad.

UMass Amherst, a college that's only 90 miles away from Boston.

The dining halls at UMass had chocolate milk from local farmers' calves.