Shaun Attwood
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Podcast Appearances
So I go looking for Seth and Wildman, but they're collecting debts, crack debts for the Colombian in central Phoenix.
seth by now he was a stockbroker he's got so high on things he's thrown a computer at our boss and got fired and now he's just permanently hanging out with wild man and um so i end up it takes me about 40 minutes or so to get over to 10p to fish's apartment and seth's apartment
fish and his girlfriend iris answer the door iris is crying and i think oh no someone's assaulted her and they want wild man and seth to beat him up probably so i'm like what's the matter and they won't say anything they're just the faces are just frozen i'm like what's going on you gotta tell me then hear this noise coming from the other room why what's that
And they let you best go, look, they're too terrified to say anything.
So walk into this other room.
The guy with the silver hair is stood giving orders to a bunch of Mexicans with cattle prods.
On the floor is a hog-tied man with a rockabilly quiff.
And when he gives the instructions in Spanish to electrocute him, they stick him with the cattle pods and I'll never forget it.
He rocks like a rocking horse.
His quiffs shivering.
Piss shoots out of his dick.
His eyes are almost bulging out of his head, but he's gagged.
He's trying to say, but he's gagged.
He just looks terrified.
Now I am equally terrified.
Again, I've never seen anything this heavy before in my life.
older guy with the silver hair is looking at me like with this welcome to the family smile i'm thinking if i show that i'm myself in this situation he's going to think i'm a liability so i've got to come up with fast so i'm putting this smile on and i say looks like you guys have got this situation under control i'll tell wild man you know if you need any help you know just give us a shout i've got to get back to the office
So I'm walking out there and I stop at Fish and Iris.
I say, look, what's going on?
And he says, as you know, I'm moving stuff for you.