Shaun Attwood

Well, I'm moving stuff for them as well.

And that guy on the floor, he's one of my customers.

He thought I wasn't in the house and he came and robbed it and we caught him.

I called you.

I called them because he robbed your stuff and he was trying to rob their stuff.

But they got here first.

And that's what happened.

Then all the way back to the office, it was haunting me because I thought that guy was going to end up dead.

And they called his mates and they said to his mates, you need to pay 10,000, his roommates, or else he's going to get taken out to the desert.

And they paid the 10,000 and they released him.

And that's what happened with him.

And there was one more little story from this junction where I had to decide what I was going to do.

I was in the car park outside the stock brokerage counting out cash on my lap.

And the boss's secretary pulled in right next to me and looked over and saw all the cash.

And the boss called me into his office the next day and said, look, Sean, you're at a crossroads in your life right now.

where you can keep putting in this hard work and going higher and higher in your sales commissions you know get that house in paradise valley that you've dreamed of or you can go down here his eyes widened like i was going to end up burning in the pits of hell and i didn't listen to him i ended up going down there now wild man

he became completely unhousable on that first trip he met a chick who was into getting her female parts tased so basically wild man's party trick was he had a taser and he would say to the whole room

who wants to tase me or wants to hit me in the face as hard as they can and he'd sit there and people would line up to hit him and tase him and he'd just be giggling like his toes are getting tickled this chick walks up to him and goes that ain't i taser my and she had a boyfriend with her and she sent the boyfriend off to demonstrate this and um

She did it.

She hiked the stuff up and she was doing it.