Shaun Attwood

She was a smart woman.

She got a university degree.

She joined a strip club, actually, just because she fancied one of the dancers just to seduce her.

And she ended up with that girl.

When we got married on the Las Vegas strip, I'll give you a story of how wild things were with her.

She was like, it's my wedding day.

I want to go to a brothel.

And I'm like, cool.

Who am I to get in the way of taking you to a brothel?

So I'm calling all these brothels.

and they're all I'm saying look I want to bring it's my wedding day I want to bring my wife along and they're saying uh-uh these are gentlemen's only clubs you can't bring women in and I'm like she's starting to pout anyway on the way back from the Little White Chapel

Someone gave us some kind of little magazine and we're calling these numbers.

She said she's like, we'll call a girl to the room and there's numbers for girls in this magazine.

So we call this agency.

I think they're going to shut us down again.

And I say, look, my wife's bisexual.

It's our wedding day.

you have a bisexual woman who could come out yeah i've got this brunette blah blah 150 for the hour so she shows up and i'm thinking again when i tell her what we want she's going to shut it down because the thing with my wife was we'd have threesomes but we'd only be receiving oral sex from the other person then she'd get rid of her and me and my wife would have full sex that was like her limit so we explained this to the escort and she's like yeah cool she sees my wife has got

what the white powder and on the countertop the escort and she's like can i do some of the white powder and we're like yeah sure but we're from arizona you know we've got connections in mexico it's really pure stuff and she ignores us this massive ass line so her and my wife get on the bed there first you know i'm watching this stuff getting turned on

and then it's my turn and she jumps up and she's off her face and she does another master blaster line and I'm like whoa so by the time I get on the bed she grabs my man parts with this iron welder's grip giving it this