Shaun Attwood

I'm trying to hold on for dear life because I've got to save it for my wife.

It's our wedding day and all this stuff.

I'm thinking of everything under the sun, so I'm not going to bust the nut.

In the end, I called it, called it quits.

And she jumps up again, does more, and she starts telling us her life story.

gets photos out of her kids she says she's new to the job she's doing stuff she doesn't like doing we're the coolest couple she's ever met can she hang out with us and can she come back to arizona with us and my wife's looking at me like get rid of her so when she went to take a pee my wife's like either you get rid of her or i'm gonna get rid of her so when she came back i said look you gotta go we'll hang out with you but we've got stuff to do for now

And I got rid of them.

My wife's like, yeah, the whole purpose of a hooker is you pay them.

So they leave when you finish.

What the hell?

So that was just an example of how wild my wife was.

Now, my wife had a bisexual relationship with another female in Tucson.

And the woman she was in a relationship with was in a relationship with one of these steroid head people who were coming into the scene.

So through the women, we arranged a sit down at Heart 5, like a nightclub bar kind of place in Tucson.

now i don't know these guys you know what their intentions are who they are so i take rossetti with me he's strapped i say look if they try and kidnap me just open up on the mofos

Like I said in the beginning, I'm not a gangster.

To get my bravery up, I've dragged a cap of GHB.

So I'm feeling a bit crazy.

Me and my wife walk in.

Rosetti kind of shadows us in.