Shawn Ryan

Yeah, let's talk about the alien stuff.

Wow.

What are the face peelers?

Okay.

And they featured a chaotic scene at nighttime in which the villagers were running around screaming, pursuing something, and discharging their firearms into the jungle.

And subsequent interviews with members of the community revealed that they had been assailed by

these very strange people, beings, who were dressed in body armor, one of them said reminiscent of the Green Goblin from the Spider-Man movie, and that these assailants could fly, that they could hover a meter off the ground, and that they were impervious to gunfire.

How did she get into witchcraft?

Oh, Michelle.

Yeah, so she got into this thing with Stan.

She married Stan.

Stan was, like I said, he was a really, really terrific guy.

He was a really awesome guy.

Good looking and...

I mean, first thing in the morning, the whole fucking neighborhood vibrated, and who wouldn't want to be married to a cop like that?

And his tour that he had to do every day was Pacific Coast Highway in Huntington Beach.

That doesn't suck, right?

So anyways, he left her, and she was heartbroken, and she went crazy.

and she started pursuing alternate means because God had not worked for her.

The God of the witnesses that she'd been praying for her husband to come back didn't work for her.