Shayne Smith

I love that guy.

I've never met.

He's the only like Catholic superhero that I haven't met.

I saw the Pope.

I saw the Pope before Jimmy Akin.

I went to Rome.

What was it?

I just saw him give an address.

I went for my babymoon.

Me and my wife were joking.

We called it our white trash honeymoon.

We didn't go on a honeymoon after we got married because I had so much work.

And so we had to wait.

By the time we went on the honeymoon, she was seven months pregnant.

so it looks like we got married while she's seven months pregnant and now we're on a honeymoon in rome so we called the trailer trash honeymoon why trash honeymoon it was pretty fun but uh yeah we went and saw the pope i yelled out you're the pope is eating the most hot dogs and he gave me the thumbs yeah i am the pope that's eating the most hot dogs he's from america

because he's from chicago okay he's a hot dog guy chicago no are you are you kidding me no well are you do you think there's a pope that's eaten more hot dogs now that i think of it no yeah you're right exactly do you think he heard you say that i hope he did i hope he knows i think he knows he has to know yeah i love you you've eaten the most hot dogs

I think I'd do that.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

Would you make me a cardinal?