Shayne Topp
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Podcast Appearances
Milkman!
No, no, no.
That's cheating, Charles.
Come on.
Any profession, okay?
You can say butthole inspector.
A pediatrician?
Pediatrician.
Yes, thank you.
You've been screwing the pediatrician, my husband said.
He was crazy and he kept on screaming.
You've been screwing the pediatrician.
And then I told him, that's not true.
My feet are just fine.
I haven't even needed to go to the pediatrician in years.
Jesus Christ, I don't think she knows what a pediatrician is.
I've always had really great feet.
That's why I assumed my husband was jealous of the alleged feet doctor I was sleeping with.
Yes!
He ran into my knife ten times.