#137 - These Sketches Are Absolutely MENTAL (that's British for crazy)

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Unknown 0:00
Hey, guys. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Shayne Topp 0:04
And I am Amanda Leehan-Canto.
Unknown 0:07
Whoa, the full thing.
Shayne Topp 0:08
Hey. Whoa, the full. And we have two very special guests with us today, Chance and Arasha.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:14
Hello.
Arasha 0:15
Hey, yeah, yeah.

What are the rejected sketches mentioned?

Arasha 0:16
We got four people today.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:17
I feel like we swapped the way we would usually say hello.
Unknown 0:20
Yeah, but mine was, like, not off-pitch.
Shayne Topp 0:23
Oh, and we're starting off like that. I'm catching strays. God. He burned you so hard. Okay, that's fine. He's in one of those moods. Did you not like that I said burned you so hard?

What is the sidebar about improv face?

Unknown 0:34
Burned you so hard.
Shayne Topp 0:36
Burned you. Slay. You burned me.
Unknown 0:37
We are still in our temporary studio, hundreds of feet below the Earth's crust.
Shayne Topp 0:43
Yes, we had to go through a tunnel maze to get here.
Unknown 0:47
Well, those little minecarts. Oh, my God.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:49
And they made me kind of sick. How'd you guys do on the minecarts?

How is the musical based on Hitch introduced?

Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:52
Wait, what is the minecart from?
Unknown 0:55
Minecarts?
Amanda Lehan-Canto 0:56
No, you know that game where you were like, is that Club Penguin?
Unknown 1:00
Mario Party, you have some of them. Harry Potter?
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:03
Mario Party, you do, like, minecarts. There's one in Club Penguin, though, too, right? Maybe.
Unknown 1:07
I never played Club Penguin. Donkey Kong's got some minecarts in it. The Hobbit, I think, has minecarts.
Shayne Topp 1:12
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Hobbit.
Unknown 1:13
Is that true? And then Indiana Jones. Don't the dwarves get in a fucking minecart?
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:18
It's Harry Potter.
Unknown 1:19
That's so fucked up. Some thumbs up.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:21
There's lots of minecarts.
Unknown 1:22
Dwarves do other things than mine.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:24
Either way, you guys got in one.
Unknown 1:25
That's their main thing. That is like the main thing that dwarves do. They live in the mountain and they mine the mountain.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 1:31
Either way, we got in one.
That is.
Shayne Topp 1:34
What's the show that came out? About the dwarves. I watched it all. Trolls. What am I talking about? Oh my God, the Lord of the Rings show that came out, Rings of Power.
Unknown 1:45
Rings of Power.
Shayne Topp 1:45
Rings of Power.
Unknown 1:46
Yeah, it's got dwarves in there.
Shayne Topp 1:47
I know, but they don't have any mine carts.
Unknown 1:49
And they are in mines in there too.
Shayne Topp 1:50
They don't have mine carts in that, right? I don't think I've ever seen that show.
Unknown 1:53
That's okay.
Shayne Topp 1:54
I liked Rings of Power a little as well.
Unknown 1:56
Yeah, but the Lord of the Rings is switch. I haven't read Lord of the Rings, so I don't know. We talked about this last week, but people who read the books and then a show or movie comes out about a book and people are always mad. But I've heard Rings of Power is very loosely based. It's pre. It's pre Lord of the Rings.
Shayne Topp 2:12
It's the making of the rings.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:13
It's the making of the rings.
Unknown 2:15
Cimmerillion? Yeah, Cimmerillion or whatever. Saravan. Anyway. Anyway.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:18
This is going to be crazy. This is the same thing as Percy, right?
Arasha 2:22
Oh, my God.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 2:23
Oh, my God. All right. All right. Hey, never mind. Get his name out of your mouth, Arasha. Listen, and that's why I didn't go with the full name. No, it's okay, Arasha. It's okay. There's no dumb questions here.
Unknown 2:33
Two separate beloved franchises.
Shayne Topp 2:35
Sorry.
Unknown 2:35
They're not.
Shayne Topp 2:36
They're very, very different.
Unknown 2:37
One is Greek myth, and one is Lord of the Rings.
Shayne Topp 2:39
James is wearing a Lord of the Rings shirt right now. You shall not pass. The famous scene. James is literally always wearing that shirt. You've not watched Lord of the Rings. No, he wears different iterations. Iterations. This is going to be the craziest episode you guys have ever seen. You're on blast. We're already on each other when we're reading rejected sketches. We're burning each other.
Unknown 2:59
I heard someone, like a teenager in line the other day go, what were you in line for? A ride.
Shayne Topp 3:06
He hates you right now.
Unknown 3:09
I heard the teenager goes, he's chopped Jenkins. He's low-key chud. What?
Shayne Topp 3:17
Did you ask him what that means? No!
Unknown 3:18
Okay, we know Chopped.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 3:20
He's saying he's ugly. We can break this down. What's Chopped? Chopped is like old, like you're out.
Unknown 3:26
I thought Chopped was ugly. Because Unk, if you're Unk, you're old.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 3:29
Oh, right. Fuck.
Unknown 3:30
Chopped is ugly. Unk is old. Jenkins, I have no idea.
Amanda Lehan-Canto 3:34
I think Jenkins comes from Unk.
Unknown 3:35
So it's like Uncle Jenkins?
Amanda Lehan-Canto 3:37
Uncle Jenkins? At least I'm going to decide that.
Unknown 3:39
And then he's low-key Chud? What the hell is Chud? Chud's just kind of like, yeah, you're a loser.
Shayne Topp 3:44
Guys, put in the comments what Chet means.
Unknown 3:47
I will say, it's not sounding low-key. People have started to misuse low-key a lot.

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