Shayne Topp
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For Valentine's Day, I made her a prime rib roast with garlic mash and baby carrots.
The problem is, I didn't raise the cow, butcher it, and then prepare the roast.
Instead, I bought it from the store and cooked it.
And that's not all.
I didn't grow the potatoes, the garlic, or the carrots.
She got mad that I bought them, too.
And don't get me started about the dishes.
Those came from Ikea.
All I did was spend two hours prepping, cooking, and serving and cleaning.
What a knob I am.
You're the asshole, man.
Someone said, you're the asshole.
Oh, fun.
What a fun guy.
Someone said, you're the asshole and she works a little waitress job was all I needed to hear.
Someone said, you're the asshole.
That's literally how you make homemade chocolate.
I was expecting you to say someone else had melted the chocolates and poured it.
This gift would have taken at minimum an hour for her to make.
You owe her a huge apology.