A Walk On The Wild Side | Reading Reddit Stories
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hello and welcome to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is some wild stories.
Should my friend pay me back for the wine he drank while housesitting?
These are just some wild Am I the Asshole stories. And I am joined by two people who have really long hair. That's just a true thing. And who are also acting wild. Olivia and Amanda, thank you for joining me here.
We're just two girls with raw hair. I'm just, uh, we're just two girls who I really, really want to...
What are you going to say?
I want to take a bite out of this.
Yeah, we do have big podcast.
What happened when a server was kicked out of a wedding?
We're just two girls, but she's not a demon, right?
Okay. Not suspicious.
Oh, no, she's acting like. Sorry. Aura rings. I see them everywhere now.
Yeah. Okay, let's go. I've had one for a few months.
Let's go.
Love this. You're about to do a tight five.
How do I handle my husband's made-up language?
I'm sorry.
Aura rings. I've seen them everywhere. All over the place.
Ma'am, you have an aura ring.
Come on upstate.
What's up with that? You track your sleep?
Courtney got it for me for Christmas.
Oh, Courtney got it for Christmas. Courtney, is that your wife? Oh, wives. Let's talk about wives, huh?
Continue.
What should I do after hurting my friend's girlfriend's feelings?
Podcast mics have changed you.
I'm fully just doing stand-up now. She's just doing stand-up, sitting down.
Yeah. Well, I've been told that some of these stories are truly wild. I can't wait. All over the place. Yeah.
I can't wait. I can't wait.
I'm glad we're in this zone.
How did we get here?
All right, Vanessa Lachey.
How should I confront my girlfriend about taking credit for something?
I said wild, and I just thought wild.
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
Wild and crazy.
You're doing too much. Yeah, you're doing too much.
Please stop. Okay. Well, do you want me to just start reading these stories? Yeah. Okay. All right.
Sure, like, no worries. I think it would be really cool, we'll offline about this, but when you end your day, and because the aura ring tracks, like, your stress, I would love to see this hour.
What are the consequences of asking friends for honest feedback?
Honestly, so the last time, since I got the aura ring, when I do Red Stories days, it does often say I'm stressed. But I think that means I'm engaged.
Let's do a Shane guesses on guessing your own horary.
I'm guessing that I'm stressed right now. I really got it to track my sleep to see if I'm sleeping well.
And did you sleep well last night?
I slept okay. It was like a 78 out of 100. That's good. It's good. It could be better.
Yeah.
Could be better.
How do I navigate the challenges of friendships and relationships?
That's scary. What the hell is going on? You said wild and something unlocked.
And you just, like you're a sleeper agent.
You have good sleep. I think because you're a mommy. I don't know why.
Oh, you have a toddler. You must sleep really well. I did have good sleep. I just did a lot of meditating. You have quality sleep, you know? I sleep so hard because you're dead at the end of the day.
Exactly. You have quality sleep. I have long sleep, but probably all at 13%.
Not efficient sleep. Not effective sleep. Not effective. Interesting. All right. Well, these stories, I don't think they have anything to do with sleep.
I can't wait. Let's get into them. Sorry.
But this first story does have to do something with wine, which I know Amanda loves. This comes from Am I the Asshole? It's posted in February of this year. Am I the asshole for asking my friend to pay me back for the wine he drank while house-sitting?
Oh, I have so much to say. I already have thoughts.
Me too.
She's like, is it a full body? A chilled? Yeah.
It depends on how. If it's like a $500 bottle of wine. But if you just have wine hanging out at your place, I would.
I want to know if he opened a fresh bottle.
Let me see some details.
Okay.
So I, a 26-year-old woman, had my friend, a 27-year-old man, watch my place and my cat for the weekend. I told him he could help himself to whatever in the kitchen, which I thought was just like common sense for snacks and stuff. I got back and realized he opened this $120 bottle of vintage Barolo I was saving for my promotion. He literally drank the whole thing alone while watching Netflix. When I asked him about it, he got all weird and said I gave him permission because the wine was in the kitchen. Like, okay, but who drinks a $100 bottle of wine without asking first? I sent him a Venmo for $80, gave him a discount, LOL, and now he's calling me tacky and told our group chat I'm a bad host.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:07
2
Should my friend pay me back for the wine he drank while housesitting?
0:07–0:33
3
What happened when a server was kicked out of a wedding?
0:33–0:52
4
How do I handle my husband's made-up language?
0:52–1:12
5
What should I do after hurting my friend's girlfriend's feelings?
1:12–1:34
6
How should I confront my girlfriend about taking credit for something?
1:34–1:59
7
What are the consequences of asking friends for honest feedback?
1:59–2:31
8
How do I navigate the challenges of friendships and relationships?
2:31–1:08:41
Speakers
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