Shayne Topp

That's awesome.

Oh, my God.

Dude.

Okay.

This reminds me of like a thing that I feel like you and I have talked about a few times that maybe we'll come back to it.

Throwaway account because my primary account is compromised.

We have been dating since we were... It's been compromised.

Throwaway account, obviously.

We have been dating since we were 19 and I love her a lot.

She is overall a pretty awesome person and the dynamic of our relationship is great.

We rarely use each other's phones but also don't mind when we do.

Today she just picked my phone up and started using it.

She asked me what Reddit was and I gave her a rundown of Reddit and how it works.

Once I told her about this subreddit and similar ones, she was keen to know the advice I give to strangers on the internet because she thought of asking strangers for advice as a funny concept.

She read through most of my comments and used my phone for two hours and was very upset at the end.

I asked her what's up and she went ballistic on me saying I give horrible advice and that I should be ashamed.

I was obviously confused because I only say stuff I would do and all my advice is in good faith.

She said that most of my advice is about breaking up and don't consider biases that the OP might have made in the original post.

People do be commenting to break up.

You should break up.