Shayne Topp
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And then recently I read Icebreaker, which is far more grounded.
It's a college, it's a hockey player and a figure skater.
gets sabotaged, whatever, so they have to share an ice rink.
And they hate each other for no clear reason they hate each other, and then they bone a lot.
Dude, if I read boner, I'm just... It goes between her perspective and his perspective, and multiple times throughout that book, he's like, I'm trying to hide my boner.
See, but imagine if he said, I'm trying to hide my considerable length.
My craziest not... It wasn't, like, a smut book, but when I was in, like, seventh grade, I had to do, like, a book report, and I had to do, like... And I was like, hey, Dad, any good books you're reading?
Because I was... I got this porno ad.