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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

You know, what am I? Hello.

How's jumping, Charlie? Good. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugats.

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Never forget. This is the Don Levatard Show with the Stugatz.

Why have you seen videos of that? What the hell are you watching in your spare time?

That kind of swing, that kind of thing. This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stugats.

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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. Look at this. Doggy on a Tuesday.

Am I supposed to believe that, I really don't know if Joe Missoula is a good coach or not, but am I supposed to believe that Missoula at some point there, early in the fourth quarter, doesn't tell his guys, hey, you know what, maybe we post up Jason Tatum, he's got a size advantage, hey, you know what, maybe we get to the free throw line, Jalen, let's slow the game down, get two shots at the line, like, why aren't we changing things up?

Alright, we got Juju with us. Huge Celtics fan, of course. He's got his Celtics jersey. I don't like that, I'm not gonna lie. Juju, what did you make of last night? Are you nervous now after the Celtics missed a thousand threes and they trailed the series one game to none?

Juju, how did the audience take our Celtics-Knicks conversation today?

Did they say any nice things about me?

Sometimes journalists go after each other, Juju.

And did he say, Zaslow had a first props to Zaslow.

Well, that's a lack of journalistic integrity, right Greg?

Juju, how did the audience feel about a flight that only cost $35?

I'm Jewish.

I might be saying, he was. Juju, what else we got for polls today?

Aber ich denke, der Grund, warum Juju es da sagt, ist, dass du es am Ende der normalen Saison machen willst, weil was, wenn einer dieser Jungs in der ersten Runde verloren ist und dann die Dirk Nowitzki-sad-Presskonferenz bekommt? Die Dirk-Konferenz war seltsam.

We made you! We won you! Ha ha ha!

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Stugatz. Don't do it. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.

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Dan, when did you discover Stu had a talent for getting reservations?

Stu, is your favorite line to get a reservation, I got engaged here?

Has Stu's Clark University lacrosse scoring record ever gotten him perks as an adult?

Steve, has anyone ever gotten really mad at you on the phone making one of these reservations?

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Shadow show.

Instinctually call the timeout because that's what I do. He messed up, but I know this is hard to believe. In his mind, I think his mistake was, damn it, Terry's still in. He's going to screw this up. Damn it, it happened. No, Terry, timeout. Instinctually he called the timeout that he didn't have, but the mess up was personnel-wise, he didn't get it right. You know what's funny?

Can you make a sub after a delay a game, though? Because that would be an unfair advantage.

I'm sure the competition committee was like, someone's going to exploit this.

That's how you do it.

Wir haben es gespielt. Wir haben Video gespielt auf etwas, für das wir keine Video haben. Wir arbeiten mehr.

Yeah, I thought The Onion was making an article about this, but apparently it's so. But I'm only the true liberal Joe Rogan if I actually got that wrong and I have to be corrected by a producer five minutes later.

You haven't lived until you've seen Jeremy Taché make excuses for the Miami Heat while dressed as a Pop-Tart. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well, it's The Shadow Show. No one's watching.

You guys just want to ignore. We collected DNA that was non-human. Who cares? And I don't think they meant a parrot was at this crash site. Okay? There was a crash site. I mean. Whoa. There was non-human DNA in this crash site that we collected. And you're over here talking about shanked golf shots and attorney generals. None of that matters. We are not alone.

Did you know that Christopher Nolan says the sequence that he's most proudest of in his career is the opening sequence of Dark Knight Rises? I believe it.

Es ist ein Bane mit einem... Du kraftest immer noch deinen schlechten Bane-Charakter. Okay.

What is this, Bane Capital? Jeremy said that to me too.

Hot take. Not even the best opening sequence of Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy. The Dark Knight opener is great. Where he robs a bank. Spectacular. Is Glenn Powell in that scene?

Liberal Joe Rogan says it's Benny Blanco. He read that somewhere.

dass Infowars im Nachhinein satirisch wird und es mehrere Monate dauert, um zu erzählen. Ich glaube nicht, dass das die Höhe der Dark Comedy ist. Ich glaube, die Höhe der Dark Comedy ist, einfach diese Informationen zu geben, während ein Pop-Tart neben ihr sitzt.

Ich würde das nie machen. Auf einem Spektrum. Ich würde nie Blaine Gabbard in den Kopf schlagen und sagen, er ist Soft. Nicht ich.

The Ravens, the Steelers, they're more physical.

Oh, so like I try out takes here? Yeah.

Okay, I guess if you peel back the layers and you get down in the nitty gritty, I get what you're coming from. And he did say mentally soft, which is a distinction. But I think that you can look, Miami is a team that's built for speed and finesse. And they made offseason choices that only leaned more into that.

So I think that you can certainly deduce that there are teams that are physically tougher than the Miami Dolphins.

There are people that are tougher in South Florida in certain actions. I'm saying generally in Kendall, not the toughest.

Du musst die Band aufrufen. Shawn Michaels macht nicht nur einen Superkick. Ich meine, er könnte, wenn Shelton Benjamin auf der Top-Rope kommt und seine Überraschung macht. Aber er will die Band aufrufen, damit jeder im Publikum weiß, dass er aufruft. Und das ist genau das, was wir tun müssen.

Tua literally said at a press conference, I don't care, I love it to the death of me.

Shelton Benjamin, Monday Night Raw...

Tuning up the band would make sense. Jeremy, you have no peripheral vision. This is going to be tricky. You're already talking over everybody.

I don't doubt that the Dolphins are tougher than us, but I don't think that they're tougher than the Steelers.

I often don't know when we're doing a show.

This is manna from heaven for Coach McDaniel. You know who they're playing next? The Raiders. And the Raiders, historically, tough. You know, the autumn wind. It's a pirate, Dan.

There are tougher players in the league, dude. I don't know what to tell you. I look at James Harrison and I look at Ridley Williams and I say, yeah, James Harrison is tougher. Now you may argue, well, he's bigger and stronger. And I will say, good point. That's what makes him tougher, Dan.

Das ist eine schwierige Defense. Chris Jones würde ein Wort mögen.

Ich meine, wenn wir nur ein Wetter-Ding machen... Pacheco ist schwer. Warte, es gibt größere Running Backs als Pacheco. Und niemand in der Liga kann... Replicate his running style right now. He's unique. So how do you explain that? That's not just a physical attribute, Dan. He's not bigger and stronger than everybody else at the position.

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They were mentally tougher. You're moving the goalpost here, Dan. You mentioned the Chiefs.

I don't know what you're doing. You're saying they're not tougher, they're bigger and stronger.

The Philadelphia Eagles, a quarterback by Nick Foles, they were tougher. And that was a really tough team that they went up against. But in the trenches, they were physically tougher and dominant. And I think toughness is an attribute that you can assign to them.

This is AB.

If we can get fired for what we're talking about, then it's show.

I've got all the middle fingers out and my pants are down. There are no consequences, at least visually. Sorry, Jess. But if I say something about a partner, then we're in trouble. That's how it works.

I almost killed Placido Polanco shooting a shot just like that.

Das ist eine Satz. Er spielte Golf mit Chris Whittingham und ich. Wir haben uns zusammengepairt. Und dann, in der Rückseite, hat er einfach gedippt. Sie haben fast den Tempel gewonnen.

Ich möchte es nur sehen. Nein, das war eigentlich in Mikisuki. Oh, wow. Okay.

When Sue and I take our exclusive golf trip, that is not at all to make content and no invites are invited to anybody else in the show, and I step over that hole on 17, my hands are shaking. Thankfully I'm two for two and I haven't killed anybody. Ray Romano almost killed me.

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Why is he being careful? He knows exactly where he got hit. I didn't want to say balls or cock.

You shouldn't be saying that.

Wait, are we the liberal Joe Rogan? Wow!

We were the liberal Joe Rogan the whole time. Every time I saw that tweet, I'm like, we've been that!

That's what you call a callback. That's good nostalgia for legacy listeners, Jeremy. You don't get that reference?

Hatte Eddie House auch dafür eine Rolle?

Wir lassen Sam Cassell es tun.

Er hat drei Finger am Ende der Nase gemacht. Es sieht also aus, als wäre es eine Drei-Punkte-Zeit, aber er mimikiert definitiv einen riesigen Penis.

Es hat eine Inertie dazu.

No, he didn't. No one heard that other than you.

No, I'm talking about what happened in Washington, D.C. yesterday, where a government official said we collected non-human biologics from a crash site. And a military person said, we're not alone. We're just not. There are other living beings in this universe and we have to come to grips with that. But yesterday was a big news dump, so it kind of got lost in the shuffle.

Third, I don't get this. I don't. I mean, I know it exists in the podcast, right? Yes. So everything that we say does go to the big podcast audience. There's no visual cue to the people watching on YouTube. And most people probably just have us low in their office until they actually see something on the screen and then they know to put the volume up.

This is exactly what the government wants. You guys talk about other cabinet members. Meanwhile, we collected alien DNA.

Did they used to be the Boston Ravens in the 1800s? Yes. I believe that what Juju has just done there with two-thirds of this bet is he has basically said.

One of the things the aforementioned Matthew Kugler has been doing with these South Beach sessions that this week has Pat Riley is he's been trying to provide me a different place where I can tell some people that I admire or that I have relationships with how it is that I feel about them. while they're still living.

And in the spirit of that, what I am doing with Dan Patrick in New Orleans as a testament to someone who's a bit of a hero for me and gave us permission to do the things that we do the way that we do them,

we are creating a you know i don't like the super bowl going that week i'm not even going to be a part of all of our super bowl coverage that week because i want to go do this thing with dan patrick to honor somebody who i really admire for getting to the top of our business the fairest way like you cannot no one's got anything bad to say about how he got to the top of things and so we have this night this bar's

I've been there before, I think on New Year's Eve. It's one of the most fun nights of my life.

No, that was a different night. We pulled him out of a dungeon place. He was on. What was he on? Later that night, he had mashed potatoes in his hair while he was sleeping crisscross applesauce in the bed with his jeans on. That's what he does.

But Tom Jordan dragged him out of a dungeon in New Orleans, and Greg was just laying on his back like a crucifix.

No, it was a dungeon. It was a place. It was a bar that was known as a dungeon. Anyway, Tipitina's is not that place. It's a great place. And if you want, are there still tickets available? Ticketweb.com.

You know you're spelling the meet. All right. Very good. Excellent work by everybody involved. Again, you can listen to us and see us and watch us in more places than ever before. Samsung TV+. I mean, Mike just mentioned, we're partners with Dan Patrick, Peacock, NBC Sports, now YouTube and Max, Roku, Vizio Watch Free Plus, and... Jujugati is here to dominate all of those platforms.

We have to do a Thursday Thunder with Jujugati. What are the criticisms today? I didn't think there was enough Greg Cody today. There's never enough Greg Cody who's playing hurt. He's on some sort of medications. We lost him about six or seven segments ago.

them it's just not good enough what we just did with lucy and makeup is not the way to do this and now you're back to normal again and you got your eyebrows fine the thing that was interesting about what we were doing before is the idea that you would come home without asking your wife that your wife would discover you come home she would stare at you and be like what did you do at work and you will not have told her i shaved my eyebrows without knowing that it takes three or four months for them to grow back yeah

You didn't think of any of that when you said that you would shave your eyebrows and when you told Mina Kimes you would shave your eyebrows if Jared Goff wins MVP.

You know what? I'm sorry. Let me get to Juju in a second.

Okay, first, what he is saying there, I was at a dinner the other day. Okay, this was at Sam Morrell's birthday party in New York. Name-dropper.

Okay, forgive me, because I didn't know the people who were with us, and one of them is a comedian named, do I have this right, Ari Shaffer? Shaffer? Ari Shaffer? Ari Shaffer, yes. And he had his face shaved that way. He went out that way. Also, I think he did it with his hair as well. And I'm like, what are we doing there?

You guys believe that Greg Cody, 40 years ago, spent how much time with his face this way?

All right. Juju, I'm sorry that I did any of this to you and your segment. We don't need the help of Greg Cody and his half a beard.

All right.

What do we have to get to? I didn't think there was enough Greg Cody in the show today.

Okay, more teasing. Excellent work by all involved. I do wonder, though, can you guys tell me, just out of curiosity... What is the right amount to do these things? And I ask this sincerely, okay? We love the transaction and basketball. The soap opera stuff is just wonderful. And you expect it.

Well, not only did you expect it from us on Monday, I saw how you turned out in numbers that were very large because you did want it. for the first two days. And is that about the limit on some of this stuff? Is it two days off of two weeks of vacation? Is it three days? Is it four days? Because, again, we're going to have yet more for you on Friday on Jimmy vs. Riley, but it is stupid.

Finally, you guys have seen.

The whole makeup team. What does that mean? They might have? You get your eyebrows done? Okay.

Of course I do. But that's all he was asking. Finally, we got an admission. We got honesty. Juju, what else do we have today? What are the other criticisms? What polls do we have to update?

I know, but I mean, okay, if it's not 50s, is it 40s? Is it 30s? Is it 60s? Where in sports are you like, yeah, that wasn't actually what sports are today? 1800s.

You know what would have been great? If you'd given it to video so that people could then look at what you're talking about. People listen. People listen to you.

Juju, what else do you have for us?

Lou Dort. Lou Dort can't be the name of somebody who is successful at athleticism.

Because it can't be. Who else is? I'm just saying, I understand Lou Dort is great, great at defense. I just say the name Lou Dort does not give off athletic prowess. What else do we have, Juju?

But I got kicked in the pants. You want Greg Cody and Amin Alhassan as allies. Give them your super rule and see what they think as you present this to Greg Cody for the first time.

He raised a real eyebrow and there was no skepticism in it. It was an eyebrow of salute.

So we're back to agreement with the Super Bowl after the audience rejected it and Juju was going to apologize for it and take it back. Juju was about to run for the hills taking it back. Well, guess what? He's got allies now. We got their back. Congratulations. Let's ride into the storm with Juju and do the Thursday Thunder.

That football is what, a disco football? It is a sparkly, amazing football. That is a celebratory, you're promising, undefeated victory football.

You know hosts. You know panelists. We got you.

Right.

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

Zero threes.

I mean, Jesus Christ. Buying everything in public.

Holy shit. My God.

All right, that'll do it. Did he win?

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

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Claire was on the show. What number did you give her?

Well, you're going to sit in a different area, but the Panthers have gifted us four tickets. Those tickets are not going to be near where you're going to be sitting.

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Pac-Man is not, but I did not know that there was no documented footage of this until just now. So as soon as that happens, boom, my brain goes, whoa.

The people always say they don't know if it's true or if it's false. Did Wilt actually score 100 points?

Like, even the scores table people, like, did they all die? Yeah, like, that's why I'm curious who was on the Knicks. Is anyone still? You just, that was the only thing that could, like, sell me on it. Like, there was people like, yeah, I was actually at that game.

People know what happened 10 billion years ago. They know how the earth was created They know what the Egyptians were talking about what they were saying, even though that is like an alien Even though that it's six languages removed from what we're talking about right now and nobody knows outside of a sheet of paper with crayon on it

Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

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