Shreya Murthy
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I heard Truth Social is going to release like a million bald eagles.
That's their goal.
That's the next thing.
Oh, that's why the company is so unprofitable.
Yeah, they've been buying bald eagles and breeding them continuously.
No, I think one of the reasons mosquitoes bite humans is there's not enough cans of cracked open monster energy.
So I think if you put a bunch of monsters out when you camp, you'd probably be safe.
Mosquitoes would obviously much rather have monster energy
than blood, right?
And does that sterilize them?
I think that might do the trick.
It might do the opposite, actually.
It might make them even more powerful.
Here's an idea.
Release
100,000 bulls charging through Manhattan as a sponsorship opportunity, as a marketing stunt for the New York Stock Exchange.
Want to change the world, raise capital at the New York Stock Exchange.
They have the golden bull.
There's the bull.
Why not release a ton of real-life bulls?