Si Robertson

Use code Duck at checkout, everybody.

Look like Uncle Si.

Ain't nothing wrong with it.

These are the coolest shoes in the whole wide world.

That's like Willie and his fire boots.

No, these are way cooler than those ugly things.

Willie bought motorcycle boots and doesn't even know how to ride a motorcycle.

Thank you.

I bought basketball shoes and I can't shoot.

No, these are the classic Jurassic Park...

Oh, you got to be online at 9 o'clock in the morning on the right day to buy these suckers.

Okay.

These were a special edition drop.

But see, in my fantasy football league, of which I was the champion, there's no entry fee.

When you win, everybody else has to just buy you a certain, just a nice pair of shoes, and they get to choose.

So I'll probably...

did i know that these came out of course i did did you send it in the group text no i didn't but did i get an alert that it was time to buy them and did i sit there and go do i really want to spend 130 on these and go no i'm not going to but i wish i would have and then two days later here they are okay because my friends know me well all right then it's interesting they

That's a pretty Jeep Cherokee.

I wonder if I can buy one of those.

I almost bought the other Jeep from Jurassic Park one time.