Justin Martin Pulled Over by Texas State Trooper
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What unexpected side effect comes with Uncle Si's new teeth?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. We have a new feature in this room that is not allowed on me and Si's table. That's it. Welcome to the gar.
Look at there. Gar hole.
What's the person's name? Caitlin. Caitlin sent us a gar statue with a button. And when you press the button, it says...
There you go.
There you go. Look. And she also sent us some snacks too, Becker.
Christmas treats.
Christmas tree? It is April. It's April, bro. It is your birthday, man. There's a birthday. I thought you said it was Christmas. There's a bunch. But there ain't no Christmas tree. There's a birthday cake. It's almost your birthday. Hold on.
Get him a birthday cake. Give me a birthday cake.
Happy birthday to you. I wasn't singing. I didn't know you could sing. I can't throw the tune in a bucket.
You just did. In a shocking development, I'm going to give you two because they're going to fall apart.
They're going to fall apart.
They didn't ship well?
Oh, wow. Those look good. Hey, that looks like a Christmas tree.
Yeah, try one.
A little squished. That looks like a Christmas tree.
Watch his face, folks. Watch his face.
Watch his face, boys.
You got some homemade brownies in there, too. I bet you they're going to be good.
Hey, the mob appreciate the sentiment. I bet you they're going to be good.
Did you eat the plastic? Some of the icing.
Is the icing any good?
Hang it on.
Hey, we can make one of them ASMR videos that are so popular. There's people driving down the road. Uncle Si eats ASMR.
Listening to Si lick a Little Debbie wrapper. American, baby. Gotta love it.
Now he's squeezing it out there like a popsicle. You got a knife over there that you've been playing with all morning. You could cut the wrapper open.
We don't want to do the knife, do we?
Well, I don't want to listen to you squeeze that out that package. No. Well, I understand them ASMR videos are a big thing. They are not my cup of tea. This is the worst. Why do people like listening to noises? They like listening to other people eat. He likes them. Hey, Mikey, he likes them. They're pretty good. Oh, pretty good means it's great. I know him. Oh, yeah. Because that ain't much, he'll keep eating them. How does that treat them new teeth? He's too busy.
I ain't got time to tell you.
Hey, speaking of, no time. It has nothing to do with no time. Yesterday I was in my driveway getting my golf cart ready to go poach a couple ponds that aren't owned by me, a.k.a. Willie and Big Dave. And I see this car like circling in front of my house.
Circling? How does it circle in front of your house?
Well, there's the boulevard there and they like turned around real fast and then they were just staring at me and I was staring at them and I was like, who are these people? And then the window rolled down and they pulled in the driveway and And Miss Kay was just leaned back.
And the pageants, she said, God, David.
Oh, yeah. She was taking some of her friends around to see everybody. She was headed to Jep's house and saw me. And she stopped and talked for a while. She said, nobody still brought her some crappie, Godwin, because she was dependent on Jace. So we need to cook Miss Kay some crappie. We can do it. And we need, we're just going to have to take the load off of her sons because they can't pull it off.
The Lord knows they're busy. I can't go till tomorrow.
But she said, he still ate. She goes, are you going fishing? I said, yes, ma'am. She goes, Jay still hadn't brought me any crappie. I don't think there's any crappie left in Willie's pond. I think they ate them.
All right, switch places and go catch them big old crappie nose brim. Yeah. Microphone there. Get the crappie.
Well, she wants a crappie. We need to get her one.
She'll eat the brim. If you bring her brim, she'll eat the brim. I'll catch her some crappie tomorrow.
All right. There we go.
Assignment given.
Assignment received.
I knew I could make that happen. Assignment accepted.
If I got to go. If I got to go. If you're going to make me, I guess I'll go.
We got to get Miss Kay some fish. She did say she just had some catfish. I would like somebody to guess where Kay went to eat catfish.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What unexpected side effect comes with Uncle Si's new teeth?
0:00–6:57
2
What surprising discovery did Godwin make about his fishing gear?
6:57–7:11
3
How did the crew plan to fulfill Miss Kay's wish?
7:11–7:58
4
What humorous stories do the hosts share about fishing experiences?
7:58–21:15
5
What insights do the hosts provide about their recent fishing trips?
21:15–47:31
6
How do the hosts discuss the importance of family and community?
47:31–49:22
7
What led to Justin Martin getting pulled over by a Texas State Trooper?
49:22–55:21
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