Chapter 1: What unexpected side effect comes with Uncle Si's new teeth?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. We have a new feature in this room that is not allowed on me and Si's table. That's it. Welcome to the gar.
Look at there. Gar hole.
What's the person's name? Caitlin. Caitlin sent us a gar statue with a button. And when you press the button, it says...
There you go.
There you go. Look. And she also sent us some snacks too, Becker.
Christmas treats.
Christmas tree? It is April. It's April, bro. It is your birthday, man. There's a birthday. I thought you said it was Christmas. There's a bunch. But there ain't no Christmas tree. There's a birthday cake. It's almost your birthday. Hold on.
Get him a birthday cake. Give me a birthday cake.
Happy birthday to you. I wasn't singing. I didn't know you could sing. I can't throw the tune in a bucket.
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Chapter 2: What surprising discovery did Godwin make about his fishing gear?
I just feel like.
The pharmacy. What's that pharmacy? What? Duck Dynasty. Hey, can you pick up my prescription and give me a duck call on the way out? Really?
A pharmacy was signed up?
Chapter 3: How did the crew plan to fulfill Miss Kay's wish?
Walgreens.
Walgreens. Yeah. Get you a duck call.
Yeah.
What's your prescription?
Yep. They don't do that no more. No. No, they ain't got that.
Here's your pills. Here's your duck call. It's just every day in the life of style. That's what you tell the game warden. Here's my duck call and here's my pill. I'm going to take the pill. You play with the duck call. The Game Boy. That way you're doing something. He unplugged himself, gang. That's when you know you're talented. All I did was roll it with my foot and unplug.
He said all he did was roll it with his foot. You've been kicking and slamming stuff off. You know my mistake.
You slept all weekend, didn't you?
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Chapter 4: What humorous stories do the hosts share about fishing experiences?
No, I didn't sleep last night worth a flip.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I just. I didn't get into it. He hasn't quit moving since we got here.
So he comes off as well rested. You know, my mistake and I'm sorry means the same thing. My mistake and I'm sorry. Except that a few.
My mistake and I'm sorry.
He said except that a few.
I don't use them words.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're a Robertson. Ain't neither one of them ever rolled off.
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Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts provide about their recent fishing trips?
There you go. Yeah, less out of breath. And look, this is the best thing. Where I got on that sugar, I had to take that meds. Uh-huh. It's gone. It's gone because I lost all this weight. I bet fishing's even easier. It is easier. Jumping in and out of the truck's easier. Everything's easier. There you go. Well, how long you been doing it? 10 weeks.
I'm down 24 pounds and I'm feeling better than I have in a long time. I like that it's a different program than any other program. The way they give you recipes and tell you what to eat and what not to eat. And you got a coat. If you stay the course, you'll lose three or four pounds a week. You seeing things you ain't seen in a long time.
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You speed. What were you doing?
Apparently, I had my cruise set on 72, and apparently it changed to 65. Oh, come on. I got hit for 72 in a 65. What a weak speed. I know. Why even waste the time? And then he didn't even give me a ticket. Oh, well, I got a proper warning. That's good. Proper. An official warning. Was he wearing a Texas hat? What did he take? Hold on there, young man. Texas.
Texas. Yeah. Highway Patrol. Texas Highway Patrol. I went through five states yesterday.
In a car? How many tickets did you get? Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana. Is that right? That's that goofy little interchange up there.
Yeah, I was in that on them borders, yeah. Yeah, right up there. Where did you go fishing? Kentucky Lake. Oh, okay. Got you anything? You betcha. Begging. Big ones? They ain't spawned up there yet.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts discuss the importance of family and community?
Goblin, don't ever ask why they had braids.
Yeah, don't.
Nobody goes by the book. Come hang out with me for a couple hours and you'll realize people just winging it.
It's got a regulation. No, I don't. Bitch, aren't that smart? Looks like a palomar.
Yeah, if you go sit at that table at the honey hole and just watch what people buy.
People do not go by the book. Don't have to. Fish aren't that smart. Just throw something in the water.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. You try to educate them and they look at you like you don't. That's a problem.
It works. I guarantee you that thing caught a fish.
They knew what they were doing. Boy, they used Google on it.
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Chapter 7: What led to Justin Martin getting pulled over by a Texas State Trooper?
I don't know. I need some scissors. I need my braid scissors.
Oh, man, alive. I'm sleepy. He got tired, boys. It's just been a long weekend.
I got a dragon knife.
A what? A dragon knife?
A dragon knife.
Well, I thought you said you was dragging a knife.
No.
I spent 24 hours in a vehicle this weekend.
I know. That was a John up there, too.
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