Justin Martin Pulled Over by Texas State Trooper

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What unexpected side effect comes with Uncle Si's new teeth?

Si Robertson 0:00
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duck Call Room. We have a new feature in this room that is not allowed on me and Si's table. That's it. Welcome to the gar.
Martin 0:18
Look at there. Gar hole.
Si Robertson 0:20
What's the person's name? Caitlin. Caitlin sent us a gar statue with a button. And when you press the button, it says...
Unknown 0:31
There you go.
Justin Martin 0:34
There you go. Look. And she also sent us some snacks too, Becker.
John Godwin 0:42
Christmas treats.
Justin Martin 0:44
Christmas tree? It is April. It's April, bro. It is your birthday, man. There's a birthday. I thought you said it was Christmas. There's a bunch. But there ain't no Christmas tree. There's a birthday cake. It's almost your birthday. Hold on.
John Godwin 0:55
Get him a birthday cake. Give me a birthday cake.
Martin 0:58
Happy birthday to you. I wasn't singing. I didn't know you could sing. I can't throw the tune in a bucket.
Justin Martin 1:07
You just did. In a shocking development, I'm going to give you two because they're going to fall apart.
Martin 1:11
They're going to fall apart.
Si Robertson 1:12
They didn't ship well?
John Godwin 1:14
Oh, wow. Those look good. Hey, that looks like a Christmas tree.
Martin 1:18
Yeah, try one.
John Godwin 1:19
A little squished. That looks like a Christmas tree.
Martin 1:22
Watch his face, folks. Watch his face.
John Godwin 1:23
Watch his face, boys.
Justin Martin 1:26
You got some homemade brownies in there, too. I bet you they're going to be good.
Martin 1:29
Hey, the mob appreciate the sentiment. I bet you they're going to be good.
John Godwin 1:33
Did you eat the plastic? Some of the icing.
Justin Martin 1:37
Is the icing any good?
John Godwin 1:38
Hang it on.
Justin Martin 1:39
Hey, we can make one of them ASMR videos that are so popular. There's people driving down the road. Uncle Si eats ASMR.
Si Robertson 1:46
Listening to Si lick a Little Debbie wrapper. American, baby. Gotta love it.
Justin Martin 1:53
Now he's squeezing it out there like a popsicle. You got a knife over there that you've been playing with all morning. You could cut the wrapper open.
John Godwin 2:00
We don't want to do the knife, do we?
Justin Martin 2:02
Well, I don't want to listen to you squeeze that out that package. No. Well, I understand them ASMR videos are a big thing. They are not my cup of tea. This is the worst. Why do people like listening to noises? They like listening to other people eat. He likes them. Hey, Mikey, he likes them. They're pretty good. Oh, pretty good means it's great. I know him. Oh, yeah. Because that ain't much, he'll keep eating them. How does that treat them new teeth? He's too busy.
John Godwin 2:34
I ain't got time to tell you.
Si Robertson 2:38
Hey, speaking of, no time. It has nothing to do with no time. Yesterday I was in my driveway getting my golf cart ready to go poach a couple ponds that aren't owned by me, a.k.a. Willie and Big Dave. And I see this car like circling in front of my house.
Martin 2:56
Circling? How does it circle in front of your house?
Si Robertson 2:59
Well, there's the boulevard there and they like turned around real fast and then they were just staring at me and I was staring at them and I was like, who are these people? And then the window rolled down and they pulled in the driveway and And Miss Kay was just leaned back.
Justin Martin 3:15
And the pageants, she said, God, David.
Si Robertson 3:18
Oh, yeah. She was taking some of her friends around to see everybody. She was headed to Jep's house and saw me. And she stopped and talked for a while. She said, nobody still brought her some crappie, Godwin, because she was dependent on Jace. So we need to cook Miss Kay some crappie. We can do it. And we need, we're just going to have to take the load off of her sons because they can't pull it off.
Justin Martin 3:39
The Lord knows they're busy. I can't go till tomorrow.
Si Robertson 3:45
But she said, he still ate. She goes, are you going fishing? I said, yes, ma'am. She goes, Jay still hadn't brought me any crappie. I don't think there's any crappie left in Willie's pond. I think they ate them.
John Godwin 3:56
All right, switch places and go catch them big old crappie nose brim. Yeah. Microphone there. Get the crappie.
Si Robertson 4:04
Well, she wants a crappie. We need to get her one.
Martin 4:07
She'll eat the brim. If you bring her brim, she'll eat the brim. I'll catch her some crappie tomorrow.
John Godwin 4:13
All right. There we go.
Martin 4:16
Assignment given.
Justin Martin 4:17
Assignment received.
John Godwin 4:17
I knew I could make that happen. Assignment accepted.
Justin Martin 4:20
If I got to go. If I got to go. If you're going to make me, I guess I'll go.
Si Robertson 4:26
We got to get Miss Kay some fish. She did say she just had some catfish. I would like somebody to guess where Kay went to eat catfish.

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