Sid Lowe

I want a new rule in football, and that new rule in football, I want automatic yellow card for every goalkeeper who catches a ball and for no reason whatsoever throws himself on the floor.

Get up or it's a yellow card.

Yes, yes, yes.

So there he goes.

So you get Trubin, go to ground, hold on to the ball.

He thinks he's wasting time.

He thinks, isn't this great?

We're 3-2 up.

And I love that little bit of footage where it pans the director's box.

And Rui Costa is effectively saying,

We've got to score another goal.

Nobody knows.

Mourinho admitted after the game that he wasn't sure at first either.

Suddenly he gets the message, boots it out of the pitch, free kick, and then up he goes.

Mourinho says, yeah, go on, get into the area.

Do you know what I thought?

Honestly, Kay, I mean, you obviously know this because you've covered Real Madrid and lived in Madrid for long enough.

When it was 3-2 and Benfica had a free kick, honestly, I thought, this is where the free kick gets cleared and some Real Madrid player runs up the pitch to an open goal and makes it 3-3.

The fact that it was 4-2 and the way he takes it, it's just brilliant.

Are they?