Simon Mayo

I went to the doctors this week and I've been having a lot of trouble trying hard.

Right.

And the GP said, Mr. Mayo, are you familiar with the phrase fecal impaction?

And I said, certainly.

I present the UK's biggest film podcast stars Glenn Close and Michael Douglas, 1987.

Abandoned its internal logic just to deliver a crowd-pleasing revenge spectacle.

That must be a Simon Paul joke.

You would imagine so.

But I just apologize for actually saying fecal impaction.

on the show because it feels very distasteful.

Anyway, Mark, what's still to come?

I'll answer that question.

It's Mark's review of back rooms and also tuna on the way.

So last week we had a suggestion about playing the Muppet game, which is where you recast a film that you like or maybe a film you don't like, but you keep one character in the movie and everyone else is turned into a Muppet.

Yes.

And we came up with various suggestions.

We have so many, so many contributions here.

W.A., which is not a name, obviously, but that's what it's signed.

Gonzo as Pazuzu, Mark.

Sorry, you're wrong.