Simon Mayo

Full of character.

If anyone's interested, send me an email and I'll even hop over the neighbor's fence and get it for you.

Very good.

P-A-W, are you saying?

They're spontaneous jokes that just came to me as soon as the music started.

No, of course I didn't.

I expect so.

Simon Poole's main work is to celebrate Arsenal being champions.

Yeah, I can't be bothered.

We'll move on after this.

While you were having a great time in Cannes, by the way, I was heading to Copenhagen for a family christening, which all went very well, and it was lovely.

However, I, along with 20,000 other people, lost their suitcases because of various things that he threw, and I still haven't got it.

So I know I dress like a teenager, but I do dress up for a family event, and so we went to the christening in the Anglican church in Copenhagen,

Everyone's looking fantastic.

And I'm wearing jeans and trainers because all of everything else is in a bag in Heathrow.

And because it's got an air tag, I can tell you where it is now.

It's in Slough.

It's in a cargo center in Slough.

And it's not moving.

And it's been there since Friday.