Simon Mayo

I still haven't got my... What is the AirTag thing?

You can track your bag.

Yes, I can tell you precisely where it is.

So when I landed on Sunday, I said, can I go and get it?

Because look, it's there.

It's about 100 metres away.

I can go and I can literally get it.

He said, no, it has to go through the system.

But that was what was happening at Gatwick.

Well, here's the thing which I learned, which is the official advice anyway.

If you have medicines, make sure you carry them with you.

Do not leave them in the suitcase.

All my asthma stuff was in the suitcase.

So anyway, that's enough griping.

An email here from – because it was quite gripey.

Richie –

uh good day to your big bad selves i was chatting amongst my friends non-church members unfortunately but i don't impose my following on others i just suggest it very heavily when we kept well we started playing what is known as the muppet game so you imagine a remake of any movie where the majority of the cast are played by muppets all except for one who can be the original or your own choice the best we came up with was die hard with muppets kermit is john mclean uh

as piggy as his wife fozzie bear as the cop outside gonzo is the journalist who gets punched beaker and dr bunsen as two of the terrorists but keeping alan rickman as the main villain how would the good doctors and opening up suggestions to the public recast the film will mark recast the exorcist or will he give a curveball and recast transformers because it can't actually get any worse

P.S., Richie's a science teacher, and he says on the Project Hail Mary inaccuracies, I can forgive all of them, the centrifuge and so on.

However, the one I can't get over is the fact that a teacher is allowed to leave school without setting cover.