Simon Mayo
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Podcast Appearances
Okay, good.
I went to the doctors this week for a digestion issue, and she asked me for a stool sample.
I'm way ahead of you, doctor, I said, and I pulled out a Ziploc bag full of tiny seats without back support or armrests, and she threw me out.
I still have no idea why I'm pooping out tiny items of furniture.
Time to change doctors, I think.
But, Mark, did you hear about the bloke who collapsed trying to climb Mount Everest?
I didn't.
Authorities just found Himalayan there.
That's quite good.
It's all right, then.
That's as good as it gets, anyway.
What's still to come?
Page 12.
Mortal Kombat with a K2.
Starring Carl Urban.
So, Milton, come back with a K in just a moment.
Dom from London, first of all.
Dear Slarty Bartfast and the Hippopotamus.
Long-term listener, second-time emailer.
I think we promoted this from take two.